Best shade to use on my labia?

[victoriascrumptious]

www.mynewpinkbutton.com/

I was thinking puce or dusky rose?

Dusky rose. Very natural.

Hmm I think the Marilyn..

Oh my god.

'Already done anal bleaching? Looking for another utterly mind-boggling cosmetic genital treatment? Look no further!'

Seriously. Why?

Flange Fawn!

How did you find that site?

Please tell me it's a joke site. The customer reviews are very funny.

I have no idea but I am thinking of buying some to see what happens.

I have no if my flange has lost pigment as I can't see past my overhanging stomach, but better safe than sorry

Hilarious, do you think they do a lip plumper like MAC?

What about this shade?

wtf?!

I've seen this site before on here. Never fails to amuse.

will you also do your nipples?
i think this is pert inent

I always wonder what would happen if I put my Sexy Mother Pucker lip pump on my flaps? Would they look swell, lol?

i would go for baboon-ass red

it's like the last days of rome

Tbh, you could probably get the same effect with a bottle of 56p pink food dye from asda....

I knew something was missung from my beauty routine.

I wonder if there's a similar product for penii?

No, of course not. Silly me, what am I thinking.

notice the reviews are from men ???

good god

Pinch them? Works on cheeks.

A good stocking filler for the MIL.
LOL jiggery.

I have heard of nasal hair waxing for women..

How paranoid can we become? Toe shortening makes me wince. Do women actually do these things?

Actually - I really don't want to know - too busy applying 'Peaches n'Cream' lipstick to my fanjo.

Can someone give me a hand? Struggling with the lip liner and have 'lost' it twice.

wtf?

do men really pay that much attention?