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Best shade to use on my labia?

35 replies

victoriascrumptious · 13/11/2010 21:56

www.mynewpinkbutton.com/

I was thinking puce or dusky rose?

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ReformedCharacter · 14/11/2010 15:30

Toe shortening?

I thought you were joking! I have just googled and found a woman asking for recommendation for a good surgeon because she can't wear open toed shoes due to her ugly toes. What the fuck is the matter with some people?

twoboots · 14/11/2010 17:41

i seem to remembet a vaguely porongrphic novel where the lady in question would use a matching shade on her fanjo and nips, the idea was to make some sort of flower pattern around the areola

SixtyFootDoll · 14/11/2010 17:48

How much lower can we go?

KerryMumbles · 14/11/2010 17:50

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MisSalLaneous · 14/11/2010 17:58

Having just read the reviews, I am not sure whether the men are just disrespectful sickos or whether they're taking the p* out of the company! Confused

Either way, what a load of rubbish. Can't believe there are people willing to waste good money on this.

SparklyJules · 14/11/2010 18:01

How empty would your life have to be if you were applying make-up to your fanjo?

Suncottage · 14/11/2010 18:17

This is sort of related [promise] but when I was in my teens I qualified as a dental nurse. Those were the days when we could take impressions, take x-rays and suture up after surgery.

We were taught by two very much 'maiden aunt' lecturers and there are various ways to 'chart' a mouth. In quadrants to start with - the mesial is the part of the tooth cloesest to the midline of the mouth, the distal is the part of the tooth to the back of the mouth etc etc.

We were taught that side of the tooth is the buccal area and the front of the tooth is the 'labial' area. So the front of the incisors is the labial area.

I had nooooo idea this described another part of the female anatomy.

To keep things polite these days the front of the incisors is called 'the buccal region'

In my first job with a male dentist with a male patient I patiently corrected him when he was charting a cavity on the front of an incisor "It is called the labial region not the buccal". It went very, very quiet in the surgery

He put mt straight at lunchtime and I will never forgive those bloody iron knickered virgins who taught me Blush

Bonsoir · 14/11/2010 20:16

A very good friend of mine had her little toes shortened surgically so that they would look better in sandals.

She has also had her whole body lasered to remove hair.

And her eyes lasered.

Why not, if you can afford it?

mrspremise · 28/12/2013 15:23

What the ACTUAL fuck??!!

80sdrummer · 28/12/2013 19:51

mrspremise what were you searching for to end up bumping this zombie thread of all thread? Grin

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