Where does one purchase a nightshirt suitable for labour which isn't embellished with schmaltzy cartoon characters?

[ThatDamnDog]

That's it really.

Tried eBay as I'm unwilling to spend much on something I'll probably piss, shit and puke on but I really, really think that wearing an Eeyore or Minnie Mouse printed nightie might actually hinder my ability to get on with the job in hand.

Oh yes, an empowering birth dress - just the ticket. I wouldn't mind but the carnage that is my body from the tits down after having DS is something I'm very selfconscious of. Or at least I will be until things get going. Do they do cupless smocks? Don't mind having my norks swinging around, welcome distraction I imagine.

get thee to Primark, there are many there for not much money.
I got a red one with stars on and poppers down the front, great for bf in, it was £3 and I still wear it in winter now. Bargainous.

I found this, which, strangely, doesn't seem to have taken off ...

whats wrong with a hospital gown?

I want Bacofoil to get a website set up and start selling! I'll have one of each please!!

http://knucklesunited.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/tshirt.jpg What about this t-shirt?

The phrase on it is pronounced 'Yes, you can twist my bollocks around my neck at every contraction, and whenever you feel like it for the next 20 years'

Gah! link

look at this

But Eva, where can you write 'MAKE JOKES WHEN YOU'RE STITCHING ME UP AND I WILL FART IN YOUR FACE OR WORSE'

Oh actually, maybe that's one for surgical stockings...