You are only allowed in if you are not an utter ARSE, by order of a poorly dragon.

[HoneyDragon]

I have a cold. A proper doozy of one. I am grumpy. I am staying here, in Euro 2012 till I feel better.

There appears to a lot of left over meat pies, Doritos and Lager. I may even dust off the bar.

But you can only come in if you promise not to be snippy or mean, or I will stamp on you till you are greasy.

Have you got mastitis HD?

Not yet, hopefully it will not go there. Definitely a blocked duct though.

Brian have you got a catchy thingy?

I have the Lurgy too - and I have had it for over a week now, despite taking lots of echinacea and vitamins. Some bastard has sandpapered my throat, and I am enjoying a convulsive cough that strikes me out of the blue, and makes me cough until I wet myself damn you pelvic floor, damn you.

I am supposed to be singing in a concert with my choir tomorrow - we are a small group, and I don't want to miss the concert (apart from one piece that I loathe with a passion, and we can't sing), so I am fairly pissed off.

I am off in a moment to make myself a cup of hot blackcurrant with soluble aspirin. It eases the sore throat, helps with the aches and the headache, and the aspirin gives the blackcurrant a tasty tang.

I had a blocked duct last week, I feared mastitis (am a drama llama!) but paracetamol and aiming the shower whilst massaging followed by a massive nursing sesh cleared it. hope you get sorted!

SDTG - do you not get a sexy throaty sound to your voice, a la Phoebe in Friends?

DLL update - sat here nursing DS and the long legged cunt tried to get me

I'd like to say I was calm and ignored it. I absolutely did not scream and jump up, frightening poor DS

It is now out of sight, planning its next attack, I'm on high alert!

No catchy thing, just a cushion and a remote control to hand

Just checking back in to say that 3 days into the anti-biotics and I can wee without rocking and crying on the loo !

Now I just need to pull the house back together.

Well done Trumpton.

I should not be on here. DS his party on Sunday and Hols next week. I have 4 baskets overflowing with ironing, the house needs cleaning, Avon needs delivering and all the baking, including a birthday cake needs to be done

Put the clothes away un-ironed but folded. If they need ironing before wearing do them then but body heat is a fabulous iron-er.

10 minute bursts in each room, set a buzzer.

(While cake cooks )

Buy food , they don't appreciate home made anyway.

Can't help with the delivering.. sorree.

How is the poor boob ?

Hows the boob HD? I had a massive infected cyst on mine last year, twas evil and glorious

ooo Piffun tell me.more, did it ooze?

ffs, that's not even auto correct, just me being crap!

ahem : Puffin.

Unfortunately, Brian, my voice veers from squeaky to completely absent, with occasional huskiness - and I lose about half my range.

Brian it exploded it was like a gift I wish I had recorded it

phwoooar bet it was immense!

As for your voice SDTG, that's my vocal range without a cold I try to emulate Lea Salonga, it is more cat-in-pain though!,

Isn't the OP HoneyDragon?
Or did I just miss something?