You are only allowed in if you are not an utter ARSE, by order of a poorly dragon.

[HoneyDragon]

I have a cold. A proper doozy of one. I am grumpy. I am staying here, in Euro 2012 till I feel better.

There appears to a lot of left over meat pies, Doritos and Lager. I may even dust off the bar.

But you can only come in if you promise not to be snippy or mean, or I will stamp on you till you are greasy.

Oh hush baby you're spoiling my delusions.

Well i'm not mean or snippy but I've killed what could have been a lovely thread over in chat.

Well. You shall have to win the lottery tonight Clara.

That isn't going to happen as I forgot to buy a ticket.

I know Ferret is lovely- been talking to her on here for years

What did you do to the thread?

See. My sign works, only nice people have come in.

It's the thread about things which bring you joy and everyone was responding with warm summer's days and their children playing nicely together.

I said...

...my vibrator.
I did put it in the handy strike-through though and then mentioned something about wild birds to make it look like I wasn't completely obscene but alas, I killed it dead.

I have a nasty cold too and am in a tizz about the appeal for DD changing schools in the morning!

I promise not to be mean though!

Sometimes a word is all it takes

Can I come and hide in here? Really sick of being ill and DH gets cross each time I honk my nose he informed me after the last one that he'll be sleeping in the spare room tonight

Hello

I am just back from my first day at work after being off lurgy-fied. I'm still coughing like a champion and I'm shattered. Tea and sympathy for everyone feeling poorly, and gallons of water for the poster with cystitis.

Fill the bed with hot water bottles and enjoy then

A neighbour is sat in his car, on his drive, revving the arse out of the engine.

On and off for over an hour.

If I kill him would I get away with it, diminished responsibility caused by living near an ignorant cunt-meister?

We had a lad who lived next door but one who did that in his souped up cars. We did a happy dance when he left home.

I think this car is a corsa. the man is in his 40's.

I hate unnecessary noise.

I am a grumpy moo .

Shove a spud up his exhaust. And the cars' as well.

Arf!

A corsa? Is he having an anti-middle aged crisis, where he gets a small girly car instead of something red and flash.

We had a diesel that pulled this shit every fucking morning. Thankfully our neighbours left for work at the same time of us.

He was really pissed off about it once though. We'd not told him we were going away on holiday and he slept in

pmsl Honey.

see, you were providing a service - neighbourhood alarm call!

Corsa Man is just being a big nob

See. I don't know how anyone can do it purposefully. Dh lways amused me going "ssssssshush" to the cr when it was him making the jeffing noise!

Our neighbour used to like leaving his motorbike revving for hours on end, next to our livingroom window. That stopped when his wife had a baby whose room looked over the communal garages, oddly enough.

maybe it's a man thing?

I am in bed with a galloping kidney infection. Blood in wee and hot and cold. Took a sample to the nurse yesterday who said "Eww ! That looks horrible , and it smells nasty " Good job I like her.

Got antibiotics that are giving me cramps so am stocking up on acidophilus like crazy hoping to avoid Thrush. Oh joy !

Other than that I am full of the joys of Spring.