Arse cyst

[Merryoldgoat]

My husband has a cyst on his arse. Over the last two weeks it’s got bigger and inflamed. He’s on oral antibiotics and has an appointment to remove it next week.

Tonight it BURST. Omg it’s amazing. He let me squeeze it but best of all, once all the skank came out I had a look and I saw THE SAC AND HE LET ME GET IT OUT WITH MY TWEEZERS.

Honestly, I can’t remember the last time I was this excited.

The sac came out just like on Dr Pimple Popper - a little empty balloon with a little flap where it burst.

I will cherish this experience truly.

That's a perfect example of true love, and so close to valentines!

How could?!
You, you, you tease.

Telling us all about it - but no photos!

You're soooo lucky 🤣

Who wants to see THE SAC!!

Yes!!!

Me me 🙋🏻‍♀️

Ummm, all of us. Obvs.

Fair play to your DH.

Here - it’s a bit gribbly

I cannot describe how happy I am 🤣🤣

DH thinks I’m mad. He was a champ though - it must’ve hurt.

Gosh. Did it pull out easily or did you have to dig at it?

It's a beauty mind

Well done to your DH's backside! Hope he recovers well.

@Borris

Once The skank was out I gave it a squeeze and could see the edge of the sac.

I asked him if I could try to tug it out if I could grip it easily. I didn’t have to dig (and wouldn’t have either as even I have limits when it comes to other people) and the sac was nice and sturdy but it did need a tug.

please thank your DH for his service ♥️

@PragmaticWench

I gave it a good bathe with dettol, we’ve put on savlon and I’ve given him a Tena Lady to use as a dressing 👌🏾

Amazing!!

I re-read this so many times.
What I would give to have this experience!!!

Honestly I’m so happy 🤣

👏👏 for your DH. He's a keeper!

He must be walking on air with the relief of that being gone. It must have been so sore.

Great pic OP

All the glory of this post - and the word “gribbly” too!

@PatChaunceysFruitCake

He said it feels much better.

I honestly now think I might need to move into dermatology as literally everything I said was confirmed by the doctor.

It’s just a sideways step from accountancy, right?

Well done op. Great job, that must have felt amazing (for both of you). He probably needs to get the hole packed tomorrow if it’s largish, so that the wound heals from the inside out, rather than healing over and then breaking down.

@Conqueeftador

It was very superficial so I’ll check in the morning but I think it’s fine. I’ve really zoomed in on the sac - it was only about the size of a small piece of sweetcorn.

If this isn't marriage goals, I don't know what is!

Can we have a look at his arse?