Arse cyst

[Merryoldgoat]

My husband has a cyst on his arse. Over the last two weeks it’s got bigger and inflamed. He’s on oral antibiotics and has an appointment to remove it next week.

Tonight it BURST. Omg it’s amazing. He let me squeeze it but best of all, once all the skank came out I had a look and I saw THE SAC AND HE LET ME GET IT OUT WITH MY TWEEZERS.

Honestly, I can’t remember the last time I was this excited.

The sac came out just like on Dr Pimple Popper - a little empty balloon with a little flap where it burst.

I will cherish this experience truly.

(The relevant bit, obvs.)

I’m really sorry but I promised him I wouldn’t post pics of his arse anywhere.

I was a beauty though.

Yep - for research. 😀
seriously though I wish you had recorded it! I love Dr Pimple Popper 😀

I'd let you treat me @Merryoldgoat, drs are wasting their time with five years at medical school.

In fact, I've done some high quality home surgery myself over the years. I'm really not sure what can't be treated with a hot flannel and a pair of tweezers.

Excellent work! I was at hospital with DIL yesterday and she had a cyst drained -
Sadly I was t allowed in the room with her and she didn't video it

Now that's true love 😂😂😂

I had asked DH to ask the derm clinic if I could film whilst he was having it removed.

I think I got the better deal in the end.

#marriagegoals

Ouuuuuch poor man must have been in agony. Must have been huge. I remember my grandad having one on his ear and for over a year after he had it drained it looked like he had a piercing.

It was meant to be - I was working from
home when it happened as was he and I rarely work from home.

What a gift.

Oh my word how very delightful you jammy bastard Ty to your husband, he's so kind and thoughtful.

the second pic is exquisite, I can smell the gunk from here 🥰🥰🥰 !! You’ve made my day.. thank you.. ❤️

He has said it feels better than it has in days so I don’t think I’ve done any damage 🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽

I can’t believe you didn’t film it for us!!!

@LittleMissSleepyUK

Both hands were extracting!!

I have probably looked at the pics of the sac upwards of 20 times 🤣

I’d keep wanting to check it didn’t need a bit more of a squeeze!!!

@LittleMissSleepyUK

There is ‘Arse Inspection’ scheduled post evening shower for the rest of the week. Secretly hoping for some pus…

We’ve had the first inspection.

Its completely flat, small scab, redness gone and much less sensitive.

Basically I’m amazing and have saved him the £350 he was going to pay the clinic next week 👌🏾

Thank you for your service Mr Merryoldgoat
🫡

Excellent work here. My DH had one on his back that burst and almost self squeezed like toothpaste. It was delicious to watch and then finish off the squeeze. Lovely stuff

He’s so proud of himself.

However he did say that he was concerned I seemed more excited about extracting his cyst than I am about sex which he found confusing… 😬

@Polkadothandkerchief that sounds amazing 🤩

Such a thing of beauty!

@notthedressiwanted

🤣🤣🤣

Well I'd hope that sex is a much more regular occurrence than extracting cysts from his arse ( or other bits of his anatomy come to that), so you could just say that the joy was in the novelty value, rather than being objectively more pleasing.