So. This pilonidal cyst I'm growing...

[TressiliansStone]

It's not very painful... yet.

Mag sulphate?

I'M NOT TAKING PICTURES.

I don't care what The Rulez are. Not for all the tea in China.

I agree with those who say SEE A DOCTOR NOW.

I used to work in healthcare and met lots of patients with these cysts.

If you think getting your bum crack out for a doctor is undignified, wait till you have a huge sore there that has to be packed and wicked every day.

What, and I cannot stress this enough, the actual fuck!

It's rare I actually snort at something on here but here we are.

An old flat mate of mine had one operated on and if I remember correctly he was off work for two weeks (could have been three) but he was a nightmare afterwards. The pain - poor guy Did not help that he slid down a flight of stone stairs on his arse a few days post op either

I am happy to report that Cynthia has been shrinking. What is more, she is now blushing a delightful pink.

And so she should, after her shamelessness setting up home into my arse!

Maybe I should get some bunting to welcome her to her coming out party?

You are absolutely putting the fear of god in me with all these stories.

Though reassuring me I haven't been wasting the NHS's time by bringing them my derrière's dramatics.