Things you want to say but can't...

[Spinkle]

Thought it might be necessary useful for our poor beleagured mental health to have a thread where we could just unload. Don't need a back story.

Just the things you want to say but can't. Bad language too, if it makes you feel better,

Here's mine.

No, I do not wish to watch Chicken Run again I would rather eat my own head.

To "well meaning" friends and relatives:

Please do NOT tell me "he will walk when he he wants to". He wants to walk NOW, he's very frustrated and cross that he can't.

and to DS:

All cheese has currently vanished off the face of the earth. You will have to have something DIFFERENT for lunch.

Ds1.

I am well aware that it is now 1 minute past the time you consider appropriate for lunchtime. Do you want raw eggs for lunch? Well, DO you?

Let me COOK them then.

To ds2

please get dressed!

I know if you have pjs on you are able to avoid going out.. But I want and need to go shopping and that means you may have more choice of food!