so where are the photos then?

[memoo]

Have I missed them????

Asda! MP's dress is from Asda!!!!

(I can tell you're like me MP, if someone admires your clothes you can't help going "New Look! Two pounds!!".

Does that rictus grin make your knees turn to jelly janet?

You talkin' to me? I'm not Janet! I just thought he looked relaxed - actually, he looks like a naughty little boy!

ASDA? Flippin' 'eck Tucker; I don't believe it.

I pulled my first ever snog in a £3 mark one special
(realises that she is outing herself)

janet are you Ed Balls? Or his sister Ophelia?

IT WAS FROM ASDA!!!!

can you believe it eh?

where is morning paper on here then eh?

MP, I don't wish to pee on your parade, but I couldn't help noticing that in pic 33, it is the glass that is in focus, rather than you. Does that photographer not Know Who You Are? Practically MN royalty.

Do the people who previously had their identities secret now change their names?

Thanks mp you look lovely and I like your Asda dress

oooh I don't know clam, I think I look BEST when not quite in focus...