so where are the photos then?

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Have I missed them????

Who are they all?
If you were there ID yourself please!

Canapes looked tasty,though I had to look away when PM smiled that was f---ing gross.Justine you were just too bloody loved up with him for my liking. Did Clegg and Cameron not get an invite? Tell me they did or I will think you are a little labour plaything. It will all end in tears Justine , he will make lurve to you with his smile then he will get bored and toss you away like a broken toy ask Hazel, Caz and Pattie. Failing that he will shove you and lob your nokia at the pc, bail out now before it gets too messy. Were you trying to seduce him with your sexy dress?( I did like that dress truly) Did he hiss sweet nothings in your ear about saving the world blah blah? DID YOU ASK HIM IF HE HAS FOUND THE CHUFFING DISC with my and dc's child benefit details on it? Did you offer him a jaffa cake and ask him exactly how many nappies HIS disabled ds uses in a day? Thought not! For your 20th just gothe whole hog and hold it at Labour HQ and let them sodding pay for it.Oh I forgot they will be broke by then. Monster Munch anyone?

I did spy Mr Bean and also Edwina Currie handing round the mini scotch eggs though. And how mean to put the bridesmaids (HAIKU winners in Boden) just to make youself look good in YOUR slip of a dress (deffo not Boden methinks)I now think that the MNERS with the beautiful nicknames and Haikus would have preferred to remain anonymous, I confess to being not a little deflated like a ravishing 2nd life Avatar who in real life resembles a cross between Roseanne Barr and Anne Widdecombe. And why WAS Roseanne Barr invited Does anyone know who the long haired silver fox Haiku winner is? I am sure I had a ding dong with her on the epesiotomies and Gilbert and George threads?

bernadetteoflourdes
are you speaking in tongues?

I looked at those photos sober and Gordy's mad grin looked f---ing scary. And human Boden Mannequins wassat all abaht then? Look I have just looked at pics again and had 3 sav blancs to give me Dutch courage Gordon looks even more scary ( Banquo's ghost springs to mind here)the party itself just looked a little lame like a New Labour "love in " Annabel Karmel looked happy to be there though as did the little girl on the pinball, and the Canapes looked good. But all in all I would rather go down the Union Club with my Nan and Conga to "Agadoo" partee with the likes of Ed Milibrand (he looks like Strewelpeter btw)

hic look I was curious to see the pics but loathe all the "sucking up" and gimmicks. If I had seen some genuine hair let down and dishevellement I might not have been so scathing but I am Irish and like a fun party. And does Gordon looks like he was on Beta Blockers
he just can't do "shiny happy person" Amen

I am with you bernadette. All the way.

Merci Georgi I am pouring you a large drink see you in 5

Can I put actual money on bernadetteoflourdes being a well known childcare guru

or is that wrong to say

Look Gina it was all fine

The canapes were made of lego but apart from that it was enjoyable

AND there were free tampons and you can't say that about many parties

Strap her to a missile MP and we'll see.

Seriously, what was with the bralessness? You were there, was anyone wearing underwear? Had there been a quick round of strip spin the bottle before the photographer arrived and everyone had to shove their dresses back on pronto?

Well I felt a lot of breasts and they seemed fine to me

Except Lenin's, which were basically about to explode

(not because I was feeling them, you understand)

zephrouinrooninin had the best bests, in terms of defying gravity

also RachelMumsnet had some nice tennis balls that were admirable

BREASTS

Na sorry just an ordinary Manc oik must say am flattered as I never get mistook for a slobby sleb. I am mnet addict but I just don't like Gordon (surprise surprise) and sucking up. Free Tampons a v.good idea though I would have been tempted to ask the Govt, reps at the party why they still charge full VAT on them I did not know they were aluxury item. On a tangent there were loads of pics of feet too I did not get that.

Of course they are a luxury haven't you heard of MOONCUPS? In fact, they should be taxed at a premium for filling up landfills.

There were also free sweets. And chewing gum.

The photographer had a foot fetish.

Yes I have heard of bloody mooncupsyou are just joshing with me now aren't you though, I had a mooncup convo with a male friend last week and his new girl uses one he said that mid session he jogged it and it upended contents onto his 3000 thread count frette sheets. She apparently only washes once a week and cleans her teeth with fennel twigs he was seeking a female perspective. He got it. Anyway why did you not hand out free mooncups in ze goodie bags.

that would have been a fantastic idea, I don't know why they didn't think of that!

A friend of mine recently said: "If I'd never met you, I would never have heard of Moonbags!"

My face looked like

Who is who?? Which one are you mp?

wheres the drunken dancing?? The pics of the girls about to pass out on the floor??

I thought the pictures of GB were lovely actually. He looks like he's having a great time, whereas usually he looks (unsurprisingly) really fed up. I hope you all gave him fig rolls and pink wafer biscuits and let him have a rest.

I am 33 and 45

Was that dress honestly eight quid? Right, that's a trip to Asda for me tomorrow.

I KNOW!!! EIGHT QUID!!!

Oh you are lovely. I looked at that pic yesterday and admired the hair and then the dress. Where's the dress from? Tis v nice.