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MN's 10th Birthday Party competition - write a Haiku about MN and win a golden ticket. To be judged by the Poet Laureate. (Not kidding!)

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JustineMumsnet · 09/02/2010 14:11

So... it's our tenth birthday and we're having a party to celebrate on March 2nd. And seeing as we can't possibly fit you all in, we thought it would be nice to have a competition to have 10 Mumsnetters (plus partners) come along. As part of the prize we'll put you up in a London hotel, dress you in Boden (natch) and send you out to dinner at Pizza Express too. Full details here.

All you've got to do is to write a haiku (and we know how good you are at those) which sums up Mumsnet. And the 10 best will win. Simples.

And lest you think we might not pick the right winners, we've got Carol-Ann Duffy, Poet Laureate, to judge them for us. So for all those of you who enjoy writing in verse, here's your chance to shine.

Good luck.

OP posts:
Anguis · 17/02/2010 09:48

Fingers for her mouth,
Screen-name for a poker-face,
A body of text.

Anguis · 17/02/2010 11:46

Chameleons, we
Hide in bright places to find
Our truest colours.

ApplesinmyPocket · 17/02/2010 12:34

Busy market-place
Free trade: chat, help, laughter, love
Sometimes buns get thrown

northernmonkey · 17/02/2010 14:24

Friendships formed online
Support, Advice, Laughter, Tears
Mumsnet is the place

Mumsnet online forum
Made by parents for parents
10 years going strong

Mumsnetters are there
Through the good times and the bad
A forum for all

TheFallenMadonna · 17/02/2010 14:32

Interesting first OP
Do you know your place?

InmyheadIminParis · 17/02/2010 16:31

vingage gardinia I hope you win! Perfect. And just what I was trying and failing to say.

InmyheadIminParis · 17/02/2010 16:50

When the final vote
Is cast, we will know for sure
Which biscuit was dunked.

nighbynight · 17/02/2010 17:51

Come the day, the babe
that you fed while on mumsnet
smiles at your posts.

nighbynight · 17/02/2010 17:52

Words you casually
typed in years gone by, are saved
for dd to read.

TotalChaos · 17/02/2010 18:03

Ten years
Of mothers supporting mothers
From the petty to the profound

TotalChaos · 17/02/2010 18:08

spider's web or vipers' nest? media darling? multifaceted. unique.

fishie · 17/02/2010 18:12

too much time is spent
talking dresses and jeggings
pondering clogs

AngryPixie · 17/02/2010 18:14

One thing in common
Oh, except for the child-free
and the token men

ApplesinmyPocket · 17/02/2010 18:27

Modern heroines
wicked queens with golden hearts
Mumsnet is legend

AngryPixie · 17/02/2010 18:27

mumsnet whilst waiting
for the blue line to appear
to stop throwing up.

Mumsnet whilst waiting
for contractions to speed up,
for baby to sleep.

Mumsnet whilst waiting
for sore nipples to heal
and tantrums to cease

Mumsnet whilst waiting
for school places to arrive
homework completed

Mumsnet whilst waiting
for our men to understand
teens to come back home

Mumsnet sanity
at the end of a keyboard
ten more years to come

EdgarAllenSnow · 17/02/2010 19:21

pop the corks! Our site
is ten years young! Thanks to all
who call Mumsnet home.

BimsO · 17/02/2010 22:08

A platform for information
A place for advice
A home for my emoticons...
...all at no cost!
Faceless.
Fierce.
Friend.
Mumsnet.
Happy 10th birthday!

OliviaMumsnet · 18/02/2010 12:39

Herewith I'm posting
To let Mumsnetters know that
The comp is now closed.

(and actually did so at midnight last night )

WilfSell · 18/02/2010 19:41

HQ now tread
careful political line,
fearing New Moldies...

OliviaMumsnet · 22/02/2010 16:50

Haiku

So we've heard back from Poet Laureate Carol Ann Duffy with regards to your poems.
She asked us to pass on that she was "impressed by the clarity and wit of the entries."

Here are the ten Haiku that she chose (in no particular order)

Modern heroines
wicked queens with golden hearts
Mumsnet is legend (ApplesinmyPocket)

Floating in nothing
The net catches me, saves me,
All I need to know. (BuzzingNoise)

Pieces of patchwork
We stitch ourselves together
Bound by common threads. (Pofacedagain)

Mumsnet speaks, leaders
Tremble. Their untruths crumble
Like biscuits in tea. (vezzie)

Long-Distance Mothers
Shed their loneliness like skins
Littering the floor. (PopeSusanIV)

Internet strangers
united as one, support
anonymous friends. (Rubyrubyruby)

In internet times
Mumsnetters are the neighbours
I no longer know. (nighbynight)

Your posts set me straight.
Threads of life interweaving
On the world wide web (frakkinaround)

Events surprised us:
Births, deaths, and the rest of it.
Here we can debrief (ZephirineDrouhin)

Words that I can't say
to my mother or my love,
written to strangers. (choosyfloosy)
Winners, you should have had an email from us but we're posting here too to announce:
Please email [email protected] with HAIKU WINNER in subject line with your RL name, address, and a contact phone number
in the meantime, peruse the Boden catalogue and start making babysitting arrangements for next Tuesday 2 March for the party!

ChristinePrattsDog · 22/02/2010 17:40

OH MT GOD!!! hwo thrilling!

Pofacedagain · 22/02/2010 18:32

I'm gobsmacked and utterly chuffed. Carol Ann Duffy liked BOTH my haikus. That has made my year. I'm terribly sorry, but I had a name change for other reasons when I wrote one as Pope Susan IV and then went back to pofacedagain for the other haiku. So they are both me! And I can't come twice unfortunately...

DreamsInBinary · 22/02/2010 18:38

They are wonderful!

Choosyfloosy's makes me cry

Cyclops · 22/02/2010 18:42

Well done winners!

Enjoy the party and don't get too drunk

morningpaper · 22/02/2010 19:18

yay!

now who can I have pizza with?