MNHQ looking for volunteers to be on MNTV. Sign here please...

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Those who follow the style and beauty threads will have just heard (y'know how they like to be ahead of the curve ) that we're starting work on MNTV.

So we're looking for volunteers who're up for being filmed talking about the topical bunfights du jour -from swine flu to Cbeebies, nits to baby names, stretchmarks to Strictly...
(you get the picture, I'll stop now as I have a tendency to over-alliterate)

Please post here and let us know that you're up for it.

Thanks
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I would be more than happy to demonstrate making the perfect Victoria Sponge Cke (high sift included).

Bramble's dh is just two doors down and he has cameras and everything.

In fact it could be a two parter. Bramble could do chicken husbandry and then bring a few eggs round (action sequence) and I could commence on the cake.

It would be SPECTACULAR.

I'd do it if you had a Scottish studio

I will if I can wear a small black velvet mask with strategically-placed feathers and the odd sequin.

Me too, me too!
I am an older mum, I think the technical term is elderly primagravida
Although I did find out that I am actually the same age as ds friends granny! [grr]

Not really painting an attractive picture for t.v am I. But I promise I won't crack the lens or anything, but I can't promise not to crack a few heads together if I get my own jeremy kyle style chat show .

Opinionated and bossy, although it hasn't shown up on here too much!
Have had enough life experience and consumer experience to know everything

I can also be the credit crunch 'make your old clothes into new ones' restyling and remaking/updating existing wardrobes (a la Twiggy programme)for all the family.

Can I do it then? Please.

I'm in, only coz I sent Hoochie my dual action breast pump and am still pissed off her knockers look good in all her photos lol

i can be your Dollis Hill correspondent!

Oooh can I be in it? I want to be on TV. I'm bored.

I was once in a BBC programs for schools Country Dancing how-to guide, so I'm veeeerry professional and experienced...

Or I could be your on-the-spot reporter from Wimbledon each summer?

Not in person, but if you find a topic that no-one's willing to talk about on screen (the mind boggles) I could possibly do an animation.

I don't want to be in front of the camera, but I have over a decade and a half of TV producing experience, so if there's anythingI can help with on that front, please feel free to ask/email.

sounds interesting, where is it tho, will they come all the way to falkirk for me

Count me in - if you can include the Isle of Wight... it's not that far.

im in cornwall and would be up for it!

Me me me! Near Newcastle, live with DP, DD (2.7yo) and have another DD about to arrive at any moment.

Do I get the weather girl slot yet?

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what is MNTV and what would it involve please.

Well depending on where it will be filmed etc, I would def be up for it - that's if people aren't already sick of seeing me on the Waitrose films!

I also have over a decade experience producing and directing TV (I had nothing to do with the production of the Waitrose films - was just a 'bod'!) and would be happy to help out.

I am totally up for that Slubber. As long as I get to be chief taster.
I could also do yummy gluten free stuff and we could model the rubber cookware.
DH could phase in DS1 to do 'run vt' stuff and point the fluffy gerbil thing at us.

btw, I currently have a heavily moulting chicken in my downstairs loo. We could do feathercraft followed by household hygiene
(Have I mentioned yet that I am going to meet Gordon Brown at Downing Street in a week?)
off to start a new thread!

Oh yes lovin it already - pllllease give me a shout xxxx

I'm up for it!

I am up for it.....

i would definitely be up for being a part of this!!!!