MNHQ looking for volunteers to be on MNTV. Sign here please...

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Those who follow the style and beauty threads will have just heard (y'know how they like to be ahead of the curve ) that we're starting work on MNTV.

So we're looking for volunteers who're up for being filmed talking about the topical bunfights du jour -from swine flu to Cbeebies, nits to baby names, stretchmarks to Strictly...
(you get the picture, I'll stop now as I have a tendency to over-alliterate)

Please post here and let us know that you're up for it.

Thanks
Mumsnet DarkTowers

I would do it. Love to.

Reporting from Brighton for MNTV, I'm Spider Mama.

Reporting from above the artic circle, this is QuintessentialShadows

"Today mothers are wearing wooltrimmed reindeerskin boots for the school run as the roads are icy and the weather cold. While youl look stylish and keep snug in a mink coat, it is still thankfully a faux pas, and most descerning mums prefer to wear a simple wool coat with a fake fur trim, whereas the sportier, and some say more sensible types, opt for the Haglöfs down jackets. This is all we have from the arctic circle. Fathers are seen wearing paint stained dungarees, t-shirts and a wool beanie"

QS

oh shoot, I did not have time to rehearse!
I added my thoughts of fathers AFTER signing off.

I'd be up for this too, as a journalist and tv type...at least I was before I was a mum to a 7 week old!

oh fgs we dont want journalists and tv types on it
thats the point surely?>

Are scousers allowed to volunteer?

Absolutely - any excuse to -argue- have intriguing intellectual debates.
I always feel a pressing need to take over the Jeremy Vine show whenever it's on...

i vote simonhowl for the fashion police spot

is this a london thing btw?

Thanks for making me feel welcome SimonHowl.

Mums come from all professions you know...as this is my job I know I would enjoy it, which is why I put my name down.

Sometimes the journalist-bashing on here gets on my wick - my job doesn't necessarily make me evil you know...

I'm up for it, London area.

I'm up for it, I'm in Leeds

OOh can I cover scotland for mn

After I have been styled of course!!!

I have also never done any tv / media work (bar filming the kids parties )

Oh, I lie, I was on songs of praise once in the crowd

Am in Edinburgh and would be up for it

Am married to fab independent TV producer oop North. I suggest you open an OOP North office at his offices in the interest of National Balance (and my gin fund)

I'll do it I can talk for England

Harrumph at not inviting Mr Bibbitybobbitycat in to talk about your requirements. Have you thought about how you are going to liven up the format?

I take it we'd not be identified by MN names etc?

I'll do it if Simonhowl can style me.

wats can be skin care guru

ooh yes please - child herder and nappy guru!

I'll happily bore entertain you with witty tales from the market research world

I'll be the Manchester correspondant. I'll talk about how not to breastfeed.

yes please

i cant style anyone wihtout a bottle of wine
a dn then youd all see us BOTH collapse bent knned shoulders juddering helplessly as we snorted snotty tears of lauhgter.

Not what you are alooking for?