Yes, yes, we ARE having a Hallowe'en name-change competition!

[HelenMumsnet]

We have heard the not-so-distant grumblings about there not being a Hallowe'en namechange competition this year.

So now there is!

All you need to do to enter is check in your Hallowe'en name by posting on this thread. Please tell us your usual nickname too, so we can chortle at how spookily witty your namechange is.

We will then draw up a shortlist of the best names (no quibbling with the judges, please) - and bung 'em in a poll, so you can all vote for the one you want to win.

There will be a fabulous prize for the winner (and maybe a smidgeon of something for a runner-up or two). Details to be announced once we've got our act together soon.

Thank you - and good luck!

i have no illusions that my name is in any way witty or clever but i'm a sucker for a comp to enter

i'm normally PinkTulips... and obviously sadly lacking in imagination under any moniker

i'm usually paranoidmother

Formerly known as Stanausauruswrecks

theyre some funny ones!

i am usually cheesesarnie as if no one guessed!

aka DamonBradleylovesPippi!

ups! This is better even!

fcukit, I can't spell mwah hahahahaha mwhaahahah

[grump]

SoupDragon. Unsurprisingly.

Or this one?

or PumpkinSoupDragon?

This has it's merits although I coldn't have the full versio as it's too long.

I would like a temporary name extension so I can have ...WhenYouStringThemUp added on the end.

Please.

I have no clue why I'm entering... My namechange is pants!!!

I'm usually Harimosmummy!!

I'll enter although I hold no hope that I'll win.

I'm usually HidingFromTheDM

My normal name is rubbish

makes it harder to namechange to something decent.

I'm normally twirlymum.
But will soon think up a great new name for afterwards!

Here;s my entry..

nevergoogledraculasbeheading.

any good?

I'm usually Muggglewump.

ThisBoyDerekdrew signing in....

I am transformed into Maleficent - the self-proclaimed "Mistress of All Evil" who curses the infant Princess Aurora to "prick her finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel and die" before the sun sets on her sixteenth birthday after not being invited to the baby's christening. I used to have the book of the film as a 4 year old and her picture frightened me to death.

Have you seen the normal (I use the word loosely) Maleficent's posts, MAS? I assume you are going to regale us with tales of flavoured lubes etc..?

May I nominate TerryWogansCock's transformation into TerryWogansMonsterCock?

It is my favourite so far...

wanders in and whispers DidEinsteinsMum (mostly)

what ? explain to me biteofun

This is my name what ye think It took me yonks I am MUMOFDJ normally you see

My offering I think subtle changes have their place (am usually hotcrossbunny!)

Hi MAS - great name! Love bodycolder too.

MAS, sorry, try here