Any newbies around? Anyone who has joined Mumsnet in say the last 3 months?

[bibbitybobbityCAT]

Hello .

Precious won't do, she hasn't got a head.

Anyone tried Bibbity's meat pies lately? I hear they are her speciality.

newbie - didnt know the site exited until 6 wks afe I had dd... she is now 3mths old

hold on- it's not like public school, is it, and you want a new bug to make you some anchovy toast, or warm your toilet seat?

[suspicious glare]

I haven't even had sex I'm that new!

I've never even seen this site before today.

slightlyshinier

what site?

Hang around folks. Bibbity's just gone to sharpen her knives.

You are all liar liar pants on fire. Except for slightlyshinierpink.

WHADDYA WANT?

Ok. Bored now. Off with Bibbity's head.

Hang on, hadn't we better check that Bibbity has a CRB check before we hand over a real live newbie?

Kay, did you change your real life name? (Think I was still Sibh when you posted about that)

Thanks DG .

Rhubarb you are being naughty.

I changed my name from M i n t y y in your absence. I was in mourning.

Right, I am going to choose p
Precious because she lives in my rl manor. And also because she made the most fuss.

HOWEVER:

I don't mind if you don't want to do this Precious and it is so UNINTERESTING to everybody else that you might as well move along now, nothing to see here.

I might not stay long, I can't put up my signature sparkly ticker.

Don't shout I'm new, you might make me cry!

Who are you anyway?

bibbity? Is that you bibbity? You look different somehow!

How did you know it was I, Rhubarb? I'm in disguise didn't you know, I am wearing a mask!

Undeadlentl, well obviously I can't say what it is, but yup I did change my RL name

Aaarrrrgggh - I'm a REAL newbie - what is it what is it what is it???

i want to knw what';s going on!

Bibbity won't say now cos everyone will say that's rubbish that is, fancy causing a stir over that and she'll say well I did warn you and then we'll all throw things at her.

oh, you remembered!

...now, what are you going to make me do?

Get on with it woman. I have dinner to make and parents' evening to attend later.

I hate you bibbity. I feel excluded and marginalised....