Any newbies around? Anyone who has joined Mumsnet in say the last 3 months?

[bibbitybobbityCAT]

Hello .

I joined in Feb, does that count?

Hi

Hello.

I'm very new.

Who is cod?

What are moldies?

Why doesn't anyone like fruitshoots or huns?

Me.

Oh sorry, I read that as last 3 millennia

Wot you up to bibbity?

Ive been here longer than 3 months but still feel like a newbie!
Its probably my inability to hold onto a nickname.

Nah, knickers, sorry you are part of the furniture now.

I joined thinking this was netmums! Oh no!

Hello.

I'm a bit new. Joined in April so been here 6 months.

All will be revealed DG but I need a proper shiny pink newbie.

.

Why d'you wanna meet new folks? You wanna groom 'em?

Antique or Ikea?

Yeah, I want to get them into my cleeeeeeek of course.

Be patient and await the kindly newbie. I have a harmless and very small favour to ask.

Hi everyone!!!!

I'm new.

Be gentle with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm a newbie..

I SAID FIRST. (Elbows other newbie out of the way.)

Those posting names are a leetel bit suspicious

I lurked from June but joined in Sept.

See I was going to namechange but I knew someone who typed faster would beat me to it.

I'm sort of new, in the grand scheme of things...do I count?

I wouldn't rush to volunteer. Newbies have been known to disappear without trace before you know and you simply don't know that Bibbity isn't a hairy handed trucker.

me! me! I am!

I'm so definitely new and virginal, pick me!

I'm new

oooh are you after fresh meat Bibbity?

Hi there,

I joined two weeks ago. Does that count?

I was born with a cowl if it helps.

I'm new - but addicted! Joined I guess around end June/July? Have to use this site every day though now!

Will this turn into some sort strange MN sorority ritual?

Alpha Mamma nicer hamma?