Come and do a twirl in your new DM protest nickname!

[Platesmasher]

Let me see you all while I think of my own.

Can someone please explain the whole DM thing to me? I was on holiday.

PaulDacreForExample - very very good.

Gerontius - the DM are running an article called 'this week on mumsnet'.
Opinion and strong and varied.
That's it really.

opinions are...

The only time I read the DM is when someone links on Mumsnet. It's a disgusting habit - much like smoking or picking one's nose.

Oh, name envy at PaulDacreForExample

How do I look

Too much?

Not too much but um (whispers) that's not how you spell misogynist

I like to think of this as a protest about the DM and the DM hysteria

Oh I want one! someone help me with one, I'd like to still be 'bored' in there somewhere. Should be fairly easy to fit in I think
Any clever name people want to name me??

Im all dizzy

BoredShitlessbytheDailyMail?

How's it look??

humph. I can usually spell.

Better?

Ta Da!

What? What? What's all this 'needanewlawyer' stuff? I've been away from MN for a while - what have I missed??

I like boredshitlessbytheDailymail!!

Platesmasher...I think you'd avoid being quoted if you stick to NGDB. I googled it! I wouldn't print it if I was the DM!!!

I wanted THE DAILY MAIL FOR EXAMPLE IS FULL OF TWATS. But apparently it's too long.

And Leah Hardy you should bloody well come clean about who you are on here.

(That's not a nickname, that's a comment...)

My DH was worried mine could get me sued for libel. I said you can only sue for libel if what is said is 1) untrue and 2) likely to lower your standing in the thinking of "right minded" people. Some people might believe PD actually eats babies but in that case his standing is already pretty low, others would appreciate that I am obviously using hyperbole for comic effect.

MNTowers objected to this one

Hee Hee