Mumsnetters, what are you like!

[JustineMumsnet]

You might remember filling in a survey about your Mumsnetting habits for some academic types a while back, yes? Anyway here are the results/conclusions they've come up with and jolly interesting reading they make too, non?

S'ok Mhamai, I have been a prat. You won't recognise this name as I only adopted it to ask an embarrassing question.

I really wish I could come back here in my usual name and give you a hug, but I don't want to link myself to my embarrassing problem. But anyway, just so you know, someone here remembers you and your drunken moments and is glad to see you back.

I'm probably one of the few affected t, I had sod all before it so nowt new there but it's quite depressing all the same. Would you believe my ds manage to short circut tbe touch pad bit of my laptop, the whole thing just shut down. I switched it on last week, it came back on and I'm using a mouse now. I feel like I've been away longer than I have I don't recognise anyone.

Mayiask, can you give me a clue

LOL at the 0.3% (one) male mumsnetters.

Well thank God you're back.

You've been missed, ya auld scutter.

No sorry, but look around on other threads for names you know!

at T it must be the mad Irish gene!

Sorry mayiask x posts, nay worries about being incognito, do you want to point me in the direction of your problem? Can I help?

do I know you mayiask?

Ah T thanks, been feling pretty low of late, may sound soppy but I don't think anyones ever said that to me on here before.
Jesus i better stop posting here, I'm not back a wet minute and I've already hi jacked a thread!

Yes dammit Tn0g of course you do. Everyone does. Hence the need to hide.

Don't worry Mhamai, I have been put right. Twas all about snotty poo.

Where have you posted your dilemma or confession or admission, mayiask?

I just saw that mayiask, glad you have it sorted, I've had it too, it's quite normal from what i gather. Will you at least in a few wks throw in a little clue for me when you poo saga is no pun intended well behind you?

don't know why i am doing this

Lol at a confession of snotty poo!

You could well be putting a lot of peoples minds at rest!

aww thanks Mhamai. It might be hard to drop a hint into the conversation. MN is all bums and shit at the moment.

oh you poor thing.

I get that sometimes, clear mucus and erm..poo.

Strange sensation when you wipe, isn't it?

[no need to answer, that was a rhetorical question ]

[ can't believe my friday nights have been reduced to this ]

I'm glad you said drop a "hint"
Oh dear, same shit different day? pun definately intended! Have been to archives and am gobsmacked! Holy shit! sorry mayiask.

What the hell has been going on around here? or will I get a bollicking, is it no mention like a gf thing?

Ok, so maybe best left alone but all the same

Do you really not know Mhamai? The shit hit the fan national press at one point.

This is the last I'll say on it but I hope no one thinks I have been in any way or shape involved because I've been off the radar since Christmas. I can empahatically say I haven't! Christ on a bike!

Mayiask I've been having so many rl ishoo's and I live in Ireland so no was completely in the dark.

Do you have an email address you can give here? I could email you links.

Anyhoo ladies am off for an early night, catch up with ye soon. Night night