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Are all the moderators on leave today?

75 replies

AssassinsEyebrow · 08/09/2026 09:33

Some fairly vile posts flying around today and it's notable that reports of these are not being read.

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UnpopularOpinionsIWouldUsuallyKeepToMyself · 08/09/2026 10:06

Dinlows, every man jack of you.

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 08/09/2026 10:06

AnAlpacaForChristmasPleaseSanta · 08/09/2026 09:57

Oh don't be such a berk.

I always thought "berk" was quite benign but it is short for "Berkshire Hunt" rhyming slang 😲😲
Let's just add here "Do you eat with that potty mouth"?

AssassinsEyebrow · 08/09/2026 10:06

Da fuq is a dinlow?

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Ormally · 08/09/2026 10:07

AssassinsEyebrow · 08/09/2026 10:01

That's a You problem I'm afraid

A DH problem actually. He will buy expensive things knowing I'm that sensitive.

TemperanceWest · 08/09/2026 10:09

You are all numpties.

EducatingArti · 08/09/2026 10:13

Well I think you are all trolls!

Trip trap trip trap...

AnAlpacaForChristmasPleaseSanta · 08/09/2026 10:13

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 08/09/2026 10:06

I always thought "berk" was quite benign but it is short for "Berkshire Hunt" rhyming slang 😲😲
Let's just add here "Do you eat with that potty mouth"?

Wowsers. You really do learn something new every day.

Although in primary school we used to call people Michael as an insult, as in don't be such a Michael Buerk!

AnAlpacaForChristmasPleaseSanta · 08/09/2026 10:14

Ormally · 08/09/2026 10:07

A DH problem actually. He will buy expensive things knowing I'm that sensitive.

Do you scream at famous works of art too?

AnAlpacaForChristmasPleaseSanta · 08/09/2026 10:16

UnpopularOpinionsIWouldUsuallyKeepToMyself · 08/09/2026 10:06

Dinlows, every man jack of you.

I dont very much like the cut of your jib.

Ormally · 08/09/2026 10:17

AnAlpacaForChristmasPleaseSanta · 08/09/2026 10:14

Do you scream at famous works of art too?

You may infer that I'm partial to a roof tour when I'm passing through the European capitals of culture... The inside of the Sistine Chapel is fine and all, but it was the exterior where my legs finally gave way. Me, a troll??

EducatingArti · 08/09/2026 10:19

Ormally · 08/09/2026 10:17

You may infer that I'm partial to a roof tour when I'm passing through the European capitals of culture... The inside of the Sistine Chapel is fine and all, but it was the exterior where my legs finally gave way. Me, a troll??

What? All four of your legs? Trip trap trip trap...

Funnywonder · 08/09/2026 10:23

Well, we all know that the moderators are a bunch of silly billies.

Awaits ban …

Conniebygaslight · 08/09/2026 10:24

Snozwanger anyone?

ShitHoleDweller · 08/09/2026 10:26

If it hasn’t gone poof I suspect your right, no one in the office today. Most reported posts get deleted.

Hotafternoon · 08/09/2026 10:27

ChocolateBiscuitsandaCuppa · 08/09/2026 09:55

I've really missed 'wassock'. I've been trying to reintroduce it, but keep forgetting.

Wassock is one of my favourite words, my dad used to say it. 😆

AssassinsEyebrow · 08/09/2026 10:28

ShitHoleDweller · 08/09/2026 10:26

If it hasn’t gone poof I suspect your right, no one in the office today. Most reported posts get deleted.

I think some of them have finally gone, but perhaps a late start at HQ today!

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Shedmistress · 08/09/2026 10:29

Is this where all the fucknuggets hang out?

I may have found my people.

TWATS THE LOT OF YOU.

ALovelyPinkUnicorn · 08/09/2026 10:30

EducatingArti · 08/09/2026 10:13

Well I think you are all trolls!

Trip trap trip trap...

Well up yours ziggy with a wah wah brush! 🥳

AssassinsEyebrow · 08/09/2026 10:30

Shedmistress · 08/09/2026 10:29

Is this where all the fucknuggets hang out?

I may have found my people.

TWATS THE LOT OF YOU.

Welcome

Or not

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Ormally · 08/09/2026 10:33

Is prune face one word or 2?
Might ask Pedants' Corner.
Pruneface.
Prune face...

AssassinsEyebrow · 08/09/2026 10:37

*two

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murasaki · 08/09/2026 10:37

My, this thread is stuffed to the gills with whey-faced poltroons.

AnAlpacaForChristmasPleaseSanta · 08/09/2026 10:37

Shedmistress · 08/09/2026 10:29

Is this where all the fucknuggets hang out?

I may have found my people.

TWATS THE LOT OF YOU.

Oh shuttup ya halfwit!

Jimmyneutronsforehead · 08/09/2026 10:39

Personally I'm flipping sick to the back teeth of you all acting like ruddy wet lettuces, it's just a bit of offensive language. Daft A'peths, the lot of you. Get a sodding grip.

Ormally · 08/09/2026 10:39

AssassinsEyebrow · 08/09/2026 10:37

*two

Oooh, whey-faced, though.
Hyphen.