petition here to ask MNHQ for a "topic" topic as I feel we really need one

[FluffyMummy123]

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Are you terraced Fio - we could make a cleak

I have a fireplace and a 3 bed terrace

2 girls

any takers?

no time wasters please

Cappuccino - that made me LOL! I feel your pain....

we have 3 cars though so are not v carbon neutral

but do recycle

I am confused about which topic I should join. I have a girl, and an as yet sex unknown child on the way. Can I have a topic for people of undetermined second children?
But only those living in a semi with a coal fire and oil burning stove.

Oh gawd, unasseptable!!!

I am copying and pasting below an email sent by a team leader at work, who does it sound like???

Unless someone gets this all drawn out on a giant speadsheet we will never get it all sorted out.
Actually its bringing back memories of my primary school in the early 70s when we made so-called computers out of cornflake packets which you slotted cards and knitting needles through and worked out how many people had 2 brothers........(ramble, ramble)

Ooh Fox - we can be in a quiche!! I also live in a terrace with a boy and a girl

I like the chicken topic, it is sweet how passionate they all are

I like the chicken topic too flame, because I can hide all the fecking conversations in one go .

LOLOL snice

I remember doing stuff like that.

Aww, I'm getting a chicken named after me, so I have a vested interest

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I have 2 girls, 2 boys, terraced house, open fire, 9 rats and no dogs - come on now, I must have a quiche out there???

i have an end terrace

i have three kids but they have nearly left home

but one is going to live in the garden

i dont have a cola fire i have a gas fire that is condemned

i dont have any pets

except the rat that refused to take the rat catchers bait

i dont pay tax either

anybody gonna say snap

That email is truly unbelievably SHOCKINGLY dire and awful, isn't it??? Bad spelling, bad grammar, bad attitude, sheesh.

Luckily I am not in her team but I dearly want to dob her in...

You have a quiche WW - you can be in with the larger families!

I like the sound of your house though

and bar charts with eye colour on. There was always a child who didn't really know because their eyes were greeny/bluey/grey and the teacher would get slightly annoyed because she only had blue, green or brown categories.

does a cola fire spit a lot???