Wife and her 40th birthday thread deleted

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It was clearly a troll on the wind up from the original post and contents. Why was it allowed to rumble on for 2 days and then be deleted?

Can we add Lonely Soul by Unkle?

I believe there's a time and a place
To let your mind drift and get out of this place
I believe there's a day and a place
That we will go to and I know you wanna share
There's no secret to living
Just keep on walking
There's no secret to dying
Just keep on flying
I'm gonna die in a place that don't know my name
I'm gonna die in a space that don't hold my fame
Just keep on flying

I have exchanged and am completing on weds! It’s been a very long haul for no good reason apart from incompetent estate agents and solicitors. Current living of gin and 4 hours sleep🫠🤪

Thanks for replying. I had a room mate who said it. Took me right back to that madness! The sheep, who were also the badger, were called lemon and lime. Wondered if there was a common source 😂

I clearly missed a corker.

Love the Isle of Wight as well.

I feel so disappointed that I missed this thread 😂

You're going to die in a place that has concrete bunkers and a fucking CURTAIN.

Insanely, she's about to call me because her ties are misbehaving again so I'll ask her then.

Nobody can stop you attending the reunion tour on the IOW. I imagine you'll get the guys of it whilst we cry into various beverages and say things like: 40-50k car...in....the wrong....colour. Pearl necklace......

I wish I could explain. I wish anyone could explain. We lost 2 days of our lives to this nonsense. 😀

I had a brief need to tell my partner about that thread. I wanted to share the lunacy. I attempted to form sentences in my mind explaining what it was about and then realised that would have been impossible so I stayed silent. Only those who were there could know.

@wutheringkites @Beenhereforever1978 when are we heading to the IOW? I've pressed my gown and polished my pearls and I am reaaaady!

@MrsSamR

I can't tell you where we're going. It's a surprise.

Pack your gown, pearls, bikini and ski suit. The journey will take 38 hours.

Via Istanbul

It was utter genius

”no hair off my back” is my favourite ever expression

We've just moved house (and countries) so have been without internet for a few days. Very sorry to have missed what sounds like an excellent thread!

You're here! Hello!

Name the date and I'll start packing. 😂

You might not get the keys for 2 months as well. Because of the deeds you see...

We're supposed to be going for @MrsSamR 40th but that's not for ages.

October?

Oh shit- that’s very true. Damn and blast.