Was I implanted with a microchip at the meet up?

[SlubbersRingAreYouListening]

Dear MN Towers,

exactly how do you know that I am in Germany atm?

How do I know, that you know? Because all my ads are in GERMAN. At the top of active covos I have a VW ad telling me 'von naturaus wirtchaflicht'. WTF!

And as I type away my new message I am being sold something 'smart sex' frahen haben etwas Neus zu lessen.

I am most fraeked out. Partly because of the German sex ad, and partly because you know of my whereabouts.

Do you have some sort of gigantic world display/Houston mission control/marauders map combo in the nerve centre where you keep tabs on us.

This is not the first time that MN has made me want to fashion a foil anti detection helmet.

tbh, my feet are like blocks of ice. It's fecking freezing here in this country. Proper hard on cold here. big minus numbers and everything. And I have 2 pairs of socks on. I might have to return to the fire.

Lovely speaking to so many MNWI buddies on one thread. I am in competition with FIL and BIL and DH for computer use so may not get on MN much.

So HAPPY CHRISTMAS to you all

OK....have a happy Christmas....

Have a lovely time slubbers.

Tis allright Califrau....I don't think it can do any further damage......

slubber, you know that tampon affair outside your house - maybe it is some manner of satellite?

I'd look very carefully at who I let into my inner circle if I were you....

FLASH: SEND LAPIN CAKE

I was too busy gossiping to be doing any microchipping at the meetup but I can't speak for Justine or Tech