Dear MN Towers,
exactly how do you know that I am in Germany atm?
How do I know, that you know? Because all my ads are in GERMAN. At the top of active covos I have a VW ad telling me 'von naturaus wirtchaflicht'. WTF!
And as I type away my new message I am being sold something 'smart sex' frahen haben etwas Neus zu lessen.
I am most fraeked out. Partly because of the German sex ad, and partly because you know of my whereabouts.
Do you have some sort of gigantic world display/Houston mission control/marauders map combo in the nerve centre where you keep tabs on us.
This is not the first time that MN has made me want to fashion a foil anti detection helmet.