Well that was TERRIBLE!! I was in the process of trying to get a heavily pregnant friend to join mn and was luring her deviously in with the 'kitchen utensils' thread (having previously warmed her up with the 'savaged minmin' story) only to find that I
SHOCK COMPLETE HORROR
couldn't get in.
Cue damp squid.
Could only tell her that there WAS a very funny thread but couldn't show her it at that precise moment due to technical difficulties....
Very embarassing. And now very pregnant person has had to go to bed as has diabetes test early in morning so can't read supposed funny thread now that you have kindly decided to be ONLINE AGAIN!