How very dare you go offline without asking first!!!????

[JeremyVile]

kicks dirt into black hole to fill it up

FFS, I have had to go on ebay.

I was panicking, so went on BMC for a bit, but hung around like a new girl, waiting to see someone I knew.

I looked at netmums

would have had to register. Couldn't be arsed

Yep.

I poked people on Facebook

....and googled my own name.

dp decorating the next bedroom - i rang him to tell him to come in- he said ' 10 more minutes mumsnetting' i said 'its down' him 'arrrrhhhhhh now i see why you want me!'

I thought it was just me, or my computer telling me 'you've been on MN long enough, no more'.

It was like the world stopped

So quiet. So lonely.

I even did this on google how sad am I?

Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward

Don't they still look great.

I was worried that DH had disabled something so I couldn't get on

Oh, my.

Paul Newman was just tooooo lovely...

What did you get for your name?

Me....... and an author of erotica (not me)

SORREE SORREe IS ALL MY FAULT AND I IS GOING TO GET BATTERED.... we'll investigate and endeavour to prevent a re-occurrence......

[shaky fist emoticon]

i was on bmc, i thought i'd posted something too controversial on here and panicked.

naughty step now please Tech

Tech - you are very bad...

I was going to send you a message and then I thought... HOW?

phew...thought it was just my comp at first

I'm paranoid now, whenever I cant get online I think someones signed in as me again.....

me too.. Tech! At least give us some warning next time!

yes do it at 3am in the morning

(maybe he's trying to impress a girl)

I did online banking to see how much money I don't have

actually got to watch part of a movie with DH (HAlf Nelson - it's v good)

Tech...

"Hello I'm tech. I try keep mumsnet going, but more often manage to bring it to its knees. I am usually in my office or attic tinkering with wires and the like."

No mention of a shed on your profile... I'm beginning to think it is perhaps a literary device or fiction...

SK - fingers crossed your bank has a Tech like our Tech..... they might do a bit of fiddling and credit you with squillions.
(Sorry, Tech)