There once was a survey on Mumsnet....

[JJMumsnet]

There once was a short little thing
To fill out whilst you sing
Or not, maybe
But you can see
There's a fabulous prize darling.

Lolol at Boco! She mighty funny engine!

i had already filled it in so by rights I should win!

There was a wee survey from Anchor
That led to a smidgeon of rancour
The link was all wrong
So it didn't get done
JJ, we just might have to spank ya

Correct link here...

Confused little lady sitting in pink...
....what was wrong with JJs first link?
They all look the same to me
And I amm shit and rhyming and need a pee

Well she fixed it didn't she - was covering her tracks.

I've entered to win the prize
The questions are to sumise
the place where we live
and the things that we give
I did my best, no lies!

Olive
Wants
To
Win.
Justin(e)

I've filled in the silly requests
For Christmas what I like to do best
But what do they do
With these answers so poo
Sit round discussing them in their vests?

These rhymes make it hard to begin it
But once started, they don't take a minute
So fill in our survey,
Not tomorrow, today
For you've gotta be in it to win it.

get you with you're competition rhyme
you must have too much spare time
there's work to be done
so stop this fun
and just make sure the prize is mine

There once was a handsome Scots banker
Who covered his Missus in Anchor
It might sound absurd
But she's having a third
I hope he remembered to thank her

Over the moon, the cow once jumped!
(Writing limericks oft leaves me stumped.)
This meagre little ditty
Is neither clever nor witty
But I wanted to keep this thread bumped.

Fill this in and you could win a fab prize
Good luck
MNHQ

That's very good cali

I liked the use of thingamejigger

I'm afraid I don't quite follow
Did Expat smear, or baste or swallow
the aforementioned oil-based spread
And did all this occur in bed??

There is a Space
where my name ought to be
It's not NK's -
it's all mine, you see!

You should go back and see her thread
I think she had a sofa bed
And worn out from a day of toil
She smeared herself with flora oil

Then MrExpat came to play
"I've left me Sky!" the landlord say
The watched some porno bit of rough
And now wee Expat's up the duff

Lol lol lol at all you bright rhyming people.

My poor brain doesn't work that way.

thank MP, most succintly explained
I feel I have all relevant facts gained

Enough with flowery poetry.
Don't you DESERVE to win the Space NK goodies?
Survey takes but moments to complete

are you trying to butter us up
with the promise of some money
i hope i win i really do
then i will be really funny

have i killed the thread
all for the sake of some spread?????????

Wednesday's Limerick

We're more than halfway through the week
At our survey, please take a peek
To our winner, we'll relay
Lovely goodies from Space NK,
And she'll be so clean she'll squeak.

It could be you - don't waste time on the lottery, the odds are much higher for you to win our prize!
Good luck!

alice seeks no malice

tea in trice

hot buttered mice thats so nice

a mad hatters tea party

and ice in the fish slice

cods off the hook

and that is the end