There once was a survey on Mumsnet....

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There once was a short little thing
To fill out whilst you sing
Or not, maybe
But you can see
There's a fabulous prize darling.

Doesn't work (I don't think)

I can't get it to work either

I want to fill it in
I so want to win
but i'm going berzerk
cos the link doesn't work!

To fill out whilst you sing
Or not, maybe
But you can see
There's a fabulous prize darling.

(thanks QSp - I forgot the h!)

This is really not my day
I think I should go away
and have a nap
because I'll snap
My nerves are rather frayed.

And here's the link to the survey, thanks for filling it out

Look, if people aren't doing the survey,
Don't bother yourself about it
Just slide the prize my way
(I've never been to SpaceNK)
And you can come help me spend it

I've just filled it in. [swot emoticon]

I've filled in the survey on Mumsnet
Question is what do I get?
A chance to win prizes
Of varying sizes
Is no use to an unlucky bint like me who can't write limericks.

Gaaaah.

When I think of Christmas I mutter
About reindeer and presents and clutter
A glass of mulled wine
Would surely be fine
But I don't give a toss about butter!

I've done the survey and entered the comp
What's SpaceNK - Is it a romp?
Will the kids have lots of fun?
Is it suitable for everyone?
Do you get to go up in a rocket?
Or buy a robot for your pocket?
I'm not very good at rhyming
I can never get the
Timing
Right

I've got myself into a tiz
I don't know what SpaceNK is
Though I've filled out the survey
(Because it's Thursday)
And winning it would be the biz

You might need to go to your bank
As SpaceNK is v posh and swank
They sell lovely potions
And fabulous lotions
And their salon is aptly named "SpaNK"

i wanna win, i neevr win anything on here..only ever won some easter cookie cutters from netmums and they turned up well past easter

I'd like to win
The form has been filled in
I just cleaned the kitchen
and put the crap in the bin

How's that for a rhyme?? !!

i didnt know we had to rhyme!
i do things like this all the time
jump in feet first
but this is the worst
but i still want the vouchers to be mine!

I deserve vouchers from spaceNK
My nails are chipped and my skin is grey
My lips are chapped, my makeup's a bore
Let me win or i'll press IGNORE

boco

Entered! Going for 3/3. So far 1/3. Have now entered 2/3 and 3/3 and I don't care if you don't understand cos I do!

I won a prize and now I'm hungry for more!

There once was a survey on mumsnet
Oh no, actually that's not true because there are surveys on here all the time now

I have entered anyway.

There was a mumsnetter with a terrible stutter,
who on filling the survey was heard to mutter,
I love christmas mas time
An M&S turkey is sublime
Wh, Wh, what did the questions have to do with butter?

I've filled in the form
And now I must warn
That it's not the best time
To encourage a rhyme

Can't you see that it's Anchor
And the best rhyme is w....

My first thought when I saw it was Anchor was is this something to do with Expat? Then I remembered, that was Flora...

I entered the comp
Lured by the wonderful prize
But I am a chomp
I know, no surprise!

SpaceNK, what is that?
It sounds not for me
If I am picked from the hat
You can buy it off me.

This could be Anchors new marketing ploy
Expat smearing it on her boy
Cut to next month and see her joy
If you want to get pregnant it's Anchors Ahoy!