It's the 2020 Christmas name change competition!

[YetAnotherBeckyMumsnet]

Baby if you don’t change your name
Don't think we could take the pain
Won't you change your name today? (Change now)
Oh don't leave us alone like this
Don’t you say it’s not Christmasssss
Won't you change your name today? (Change now)

Welcome, you festive lot, to the 2020 Mumsnet Christmas name-change competition.

It’s time once again to dust off your Christmas name changes for the chance to win a prize. To enter, simply post on this thread under your new name and let us know what your old name was.

The competition will run until December 22nd and we’ll announce the winner on Christmas Eve.

Cheers & good luck to all.

Normally Goosefoot

Normally DirtyDeeds

Formally Quackajack

Reastie here!

Realised I still had my Halloween name there!

I was StylishDuck (briefly StylishCountDuckula).

Formerly FrustratoPotato, but I change my name often...

I was AnneKipanki , but what the Elf !

Tis I PortiaCastis

Formerly pointythings, still sharp and with a dash of Norse.

Santa baby, just slip a hand gel under the tree for me
Been an awful good girl
Covid baby, don't hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, gloves and mask that's surgical too, light blue
I'll make space for you dear
Covid baby, don't hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be just as good
If you check off my Covid list

Santa baby, I want a delivery slot, that's not a lot
Been an angel all year
Covid baby, don't hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa honey, one little thing I really need
The deed, to a loo paper mine
Covid baby, don't hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with bubbles, shielding and zooms
Self isolation time
Covid cutie, don't hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my Christmas tree
With pasta decorations bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little fact
The vax, I don't mean on the floor
Covid baby, don't hurry down the chimney tonight
Don't hurry down the chimney tonight
Don't hurry tonight

NotYourDawg signing in.

RocketRacoonsFurryBalls

I’ve just realised after all this time I spelt raccoon wrong

A substantial meal will be served

😂 @OHolyTights . You're my number one .
I love that song ! I like Eartha Kitt's version .

My user name is very hard to make seasonal, but CormoranStrike is now OhCormoranAllYeFaithful.

Bravo @OHolyTights

@AndcalloffChristmas

Sorry mine’s not anything to do with my old name but just thought it was perfect!

If only Alan Rickman had lived to see this... (or alternatively at least he was spared 2020)

My old name was The DowagerDuchess

Wasn't Cancel Christmas? One of my favourite quotes is Assume nothing, except the occasional air of intelligence, I used it many times at the chalkface!

Normally lettingthedaysgoby.. & wondering how did I get here?

Ordinarily EggyPegg

Thanks @FleeceNavidadToEwe and @SantaPranki - yes, in my head it was done in Eartha's voice, growling at 2020! She passed away on Christmas Day (2008).

That's great @OHolyTights . That's how I did it .
I had a quick change into my red satin and white faux fur negligée for extra pizzazz.

( that's not pizza that makes you sleepy )

I bought brandy cream for my minx pies yesterday. Yum .
My mother would not care about the minx pies ... brandy cream alone is happiness.

🤶🏻🍕🥧🥃

Formally known as mogloveseggs but my true food passion comes out at Christmas

A topical Christmas decoration !

Was once: 1WildTeaParty but a tree partridge could be fun.