Baby if you don’t change your name
Don't think we could take the pain
Won't you change your name today? (Change now)
Oh don't leave us alone like this
Don’t you say it’s not Christmasssss 
Won't you change your name today? (Change now)
Welcome, you festive lot, to the 2020 Mumsnet Christmas name-change competition.
It’s time once again to dust off your Christmas name changes for the chance to win a prize. To enter, simply post on this thread under your new name and let us know what your old name was.
The competition will run until December 22nd and we’ll announce the winner on Christmas Eve.
Cheers & good luck to all. 