I got nasty cold came on overnight. Feeling quite sorry for self here in shed...... also tried feebly to make self snack of chopped tomatoes and salt (you should try it - yum yum) and succeeded in slicing into right index finger with big knife and drippping blood all over the kitchen floor only to discover have run out of plasters and had to make one out of kitchen roll and parcel tape. Feel I may need to have a bit of a lie down.... currently identifying quite strongly with this guy.