transparent appeal for sympathy

[Tech]

I got nasty cold came on overnight. Feeling quite sorry for self here in shed...... also tried feebly to make self snack of chopped tomatoes and salt (you should try it - yum yum) and succeeded in slicing into right index finger with big knife and drippping blood all over the kitchen floor only to discover have run out of plasters and had to make one out of kitchen roll and parcel tape. Feel I may need to have a bit of a lie down.... currently identifying quite strongly with this guy.

Poor, poor tech..................................................................

lol

poor bunny wunny tech >

re: finger thing. do consider A&E, a paramedic friend said he would every time, xxx

Poor little bunny......

pmsl that's great

poor poor tech awww

here tech, you can borrow this.... you just need one of these to go with it.

And you might need this as well

and one of these for your finger (you left handed?)

Get Benylin day and night tablets. They are fab and get you through the day (don't know about night ones, never taken those)

Do you have two children fighting loudly next to you about whether to watch Teletubbies or Barbie? Did anyone wake you up at 3am? No? Then get on with it, you wuss

Only joking....lots of sympathy coming your way

You daft sod...is that the kind of thing you were after?

Oh, you poor, poor, poor man.

It's awful for you, [ [hugs] ]

There, there

erm

It always looks darkest before the dawn

er, um,

you're being a super brave soldier

hum, er,

have a wowwipop.

LOL i lurve him...specially in shaun of the dead..ooh and hope your fingy winger is ok hunny bunny

You have me watching lots of them now!

Here is one for the AIBU-ers...

LOL, love these

Awwwww - poor ickly bunny

Am PMSL laughing at this being under site stuff

Give me strength... have I been on here, banging on about being horribly ill for six months? Have I...

That's it: the Malted Milks stop here.

uh oh

There's a malted milk strike on at MNHQ

poor ickle wickle tech

do you need to go to A&E for expert bandaging of your poorly woorly finger?

have you been ill, abby..?

oh fgs
i agree iwht abby
she is proper ill

ds2s swoony guitar teacher is ill too

LOL @ "Have you not heard of Lemsip!?"

ill be testing you on unsecure loan companys on fri

Awww Abby, sorry you are not well

dont bleed on the keyboard - the letters will stick. stop yer whingin and get back to work - slacker

canw e haev an ask tech session as he is at home?/

1. how do you knwo J t and c?