It's the 2019 Christmas name change competition! <jingle>

[YetAnotherBeckyMumsnet]

Come they told me
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A Christmas name change to see
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Our finest gifts to win
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A Mumsnet mug maybe some gin
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HO HO HO! It’s the most wonderful time of the year - the Mumsnet Christmas Name Change Competition.

It’s time to get your box of festive puns down from the attic and spend the next three weeks untangling them even though when you put them away last January they were ABSOLUTELY NOT TANGLED.

Ahem. Anyway - we’re after a Christmas-themed name change that is a play on your usual name. To enter, simply post on this thread under your new name.

The competition will run until December 23rd and we’ll announce the winner on Christmas Eve.

Cheers & good luck to all.

Usually deadringer.

Usually TheAnnoyingSatsuma

Khione - Greek Goddess of Snow

was

Hecate(h) - Greek Triple Goddess of Crossroads also 'Witchcraft, magic, ghosts' also The maiden, the mother and the crone or birth, growth and death.

It came from Becky vardys elf

Previously beckyvardy

Two pints prick

Thanks for pointing out the spelling mistake Gluhweins .
I am too overcome with sprout fragrance to do anything about it and anyway I only see the keyboard intermittently . What is all this green fug ?
I know you are full of Christmas spirit G , and someone was full of sprout gas ...

[fgrin}

Sleigh! Like your name change. You get 100 sprouts

Farti !
You are awake . I thought you had passed out .
Welcome to Thundersday on the Official Name Change Thread.l

I love sprouts @SproutinducingFarti, I thank you.

There she goes.

Drops a compliment or two. Reels in the competition. Then Pfffffttttt! 💨💣💥

Competition eliminated. ☠️

Better than slurring your way round the threads trying to snog people!

SproutinducingFarti

Do you mean me? Thank you for the sprouts! The resulting ill wind will propel me along nicely!

Hey , she means anyone. She likes to dish the sprouts .

I think I heard Gluhweins saying she likes to dish Sprout.

I think she meant diss really but she did have wine and was trying to snog and drink at the same time as speaking

Farti Atmosphere

Was AccioWine 🎄

Changed from DuploRelatedInjury. Oddly enough, as it happens I have had a tinsel related injury previously as well.

I was DieCryHate

Formerly plain old BiscuitMachine

Hey! I was cultkid
The irony as jehovas witnesses don't do Christmas 🤪

Don't try to change our history go back to your own lands