I am boycotting threads about the plight of the McCann family - anyone else?

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I have the utmost sympathy for the Mccann family, and hope for a happy ending to thier trouble. Meanwhile I am not happy about many aspects of teh many threads, and hearby resolve to completely boycott them. By not clicking, not reading, nor responding (however horrible the views), and thus not adding to the circular and predicatable route they take, no matter what quality of ontervention is made.

Clasp your right hand over your left Nork and repeat the boycott pledge after me!

Not to mention, they are rank and wrong.

I'd kill for a bag of crisps right now

I've had two bags of Walker's Ready Salted today.

I didn't feel the need to clasp my nork first time round, self restraint and all that but just got sucked in...oh the shame!
Nork now well and truly clasped.

I WANT A BAG OF CRISPS AND I DON'T HAVE ANY AND WE DON'T HAVE A CORNER SHOP!

Oh woe is me.

You can order crisps online, Rhu!

Where?
Will they be delivered now?

Tesco would be willing to bring you some, for a price .

Huh! I want them NOW!

I wonder if dh would bring some home for me?

I want a bacon roll, too.

NOW!

In answer to the OP yes I am , I can't believe someone has just started another one.

I can give you a bacon roll if you pass me the crisps.

What OP, what thread?

I am a sinner

but I repent

but I'm still worked up about the moronic tones

please can I have a half-hearted clasp and come back when its really out of my system

I'm still here!

Twig - of course you can take whatever approach you like...but...be warned...challenge only prolongs and escalates it...and should you hear an echoey voice from the heavens going 'I to-o-o-o-old you so' it will be your own conscience!

Can I join too? I must, before I say something I regret to Miss Marple, Nancy Drew and their coven.

oh very well

I pledge allegiance to the Blu of the United State of Parenthood and to the Diplomatic Nature for which it stands,
one Nation under the Internet,
indivisible, with pedantry and judgement for all.

Where can I hire a sniffer dog that finds money?

Or buried treasure?

seriously though .. do you reckon that programmes like CSi and their ilk has made people feel that they have much more knowledge than they do?

Yes, Twiglett, I do agree with you on your last point.

Shows like CSI also lead to the false sense that all crimes are solved quickly and neatly.

do you know I have been really, genuinely, in-RL, pleased with myself for staying off those threads

and that there's a 3d holographic imaging system for reconstructing facial features and terrain ...

oo do you have a 3D holographic imaging system, I'd love to have a 3D holographic imaging system