Can we have a 'grumpy old women' topic please

[thedogsbollox]

Then I can nestle down and grump away to my hearts content

Anyone want to join me?

We don't need a whole topic. We already have you!

just rename the AIBU ?

I can see this one being very popular!

Do you have to be old to join though? Otherwise you are excluding me

I'm old and very grumpy today so can I join too - please?

(...it really annoys me when people don't say please and thank you...)

um, I like the idea of replacing AIBU whinging with some good old fashioned grumping.

can see my new name will come in handy over here then!

Oh no!

One can never be unreasonable in a grumpy old women thread!

DG - I do my bests - I do my best

define old........

What's old anyway?

Grumpy people don't define - they just grump!

can you adopt my gf and keep her on here? will stop her whining at me so much.

Not sure what counts as old (apart from me, obviously!) but it has to be "grumpy old women" because if it was just called "grumpy women" it wouldn't be needed. I mean, that is what Mumsnet is most of the time nowadays: grumpy women.

Certainly not SDof3!

I've had my children and I'm not adopting any more of them!

but would i be right in thinking singledad, that your gf is actually quite a bit younger than you?

not that you're old or anything.

very true, DG.

Was really trying to find out how old VVV is!

bet you can read me thoughts nightowl

VVV is about 26 I reckon.

Well she's definitely not in then!

These youngsters today - think they have a right to everything, including being old[grrrr]

Why the old tart is 30! (Just checked her profile). Huh, and she thinks she is still young. Who are you kidding VVVQV?

Nah - have to be over 40 or been on MN for more than 5 years to get in!

Oops - guess I just defined

Dear me - the active board has gone a bit 'classist' all of a sudden

Ah, that is me safely home then.

This is actually quite good

I think I've found a new home at last

Oh should we narrow the criteria here then? So what are the prerequisites now: over 40/a Mner for 5plus years, middle class, lentil weaver, and mooncup user?