So..... who IS MN Royalty???

[unknownrebelbang]

Nice fluffy thread please - no nasty jibes,

but who do you class as MN Royalty?

I don't need to if I am your mum though but yes, it would be an honour

then there

is me

Me! Me!

There is no royalty - MN is a republic!

well I qualify for dame vintage dowager status as I have been here for years. And you'd better all do as I say as well.

don't think i can be MN royalty, talk about sex and nipple stim waaaaay too much !

don't think i can be MN royalty, talk about sex and nipple stim waaaaay too much !

LOL! deffo not royalty..killed the thread !

Twas the talk of nipple stim obviously lulumama.

omg. shes not banging on about nipple stim again is she??

ME ME ME

I am really a princess

well I'm not really .. but my dad is a prince and it past on to my eldest sister so I'm the sister of a princess .. which is closer than the rest of you serfs

passed on

that finishing school was a bit crap eh twig?

well typically there's no money in it .. but my Father is allowed to wear purple and have rose petals strewn at his feet

ach well, thats something at least

*polishes crown.

errrr...

*gets pleb to polish crown

You're no child of mine Fio

Can I be the Princes Alexandra of Mumsnet? I think she's fab and very regal in an understated kind of way.

Hey FitzFio, so who's your daddy?