So..... who IS MN Royalty???

[unknownrebelbang]

Nice fluffy thread please - no nasty jibes,

but who do you class as MN Royalty?

[DavidGest]

Hey FitzFio, so who's your daddy?

[suejonez]

Can I be the Princes Alexandra of Mumsnet? I think she's fab and very regal in an understated kind of way.

[VeniVidiVickiQV]

You're no child of mine Fio

[LazyLineCodKiller]

*polishes crown.

errrr...


*gets pleb to polish crown

[NappiesGalore]

ach well, thats something at least

[Twiglett]

well typically there's no money in it .. but my Father is allowed to wear purple and have rose petals strewn at his feet

[NappiesGalore]

that finishing school was a bit crap eh twig?

[Twiglett]

passed on

[Twiglett]

ME ME ME

I am really a princess

well I'm not really .. but my dad is a prince and it past on to my eldest sister so I'm the sister of a princess .. which is closer than the rest of you serfs

[NappiesGalore]

omg. shes not banging on about nipple stim again is she??

[unknownrebelbang]

Twas the talk of nipple stim obviously lulumama.

[lulumama]

LOL! deffo not royalty..killed the thread !

[lulumama]

don't think i can be MN royalty, talk about sex and nipple stim waaaaay too much !

[lulumama]

don't think i can be MN royalty, talk about sex and nipple stim waaaaay too much !

[donnie]

well I qualify for dame vintage dowager status as I have been here for years. And you'd better all do as I say as well.

[monkeytrousers]

There is no royalty - MN is a republic!

[QueenDragonofSoup]

Me! Me!

[heifer]

then there

is me

[Tamum]

I don't need to if I am your mum though but yes, it would be an honour

[southeastastra]

haven't heard that song for yonks fio!

[Tamum]

Ah, but you said I look just like your mum Fio, so that makes me The Queen. Hurrah. Get those forelocks tugged...

[Blu]

You mean you are a bastard, Fio?