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214 replies

PrincessPeaHead · 25/04/2007 12:10

Working title only
working content too
enid whaddya think

\link{http://dix-charrington.blogspot.com/ha hahahahaha}

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expatinscotland · 26/04/2007 22:13

I'm wearing Pringle socks!

I haven't worn my Crocs since this evening when I had to throw out the bottle plant because DH killed it with too much water.

Dammit.

nailpolish · 26/04/2007 22:13

hi toothy i missed you

Sackache · 26/04/2007 22:13

Soupy - OUCH!!!! I'm not even 30 yet ya old bag!

PPH - Gin.... that's the secret.... oh and gettin rid of the reason you comfort ate..... oh and the fact H was the only driver in the family and I have to walk everywhere now!

Back to a 12 for the first time in 7 YEARS!

Of course she'll have another.

expatinscotland · 26/04/2007 22:14

Sack's back and she's here to party.

PrincessPeaHead · 26/04/2007 22:14

fuck off Rupert

expat I'm so distraught you could be wearing a pair of crocs as a bra and I wouldn't give a shit

give me back my name you heartless cow!

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expatinscotland · 26/04/2007 22:14

Spirits give you more bang for the buck.

Fewer calories, too.

PrincessPeaHead · 26/04/2007 22:14

I'll have to shag the gardener to have another, DH has had the snip

snippity snip

snip

hurrah

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WendyWeber · 26/04/2007 22:15

soupy got minty, yes?

PrincessPeaHead · 26/04/2007 22:15

I don't drink so giving up alcohol isn't going to do it

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MintyDixCharrington · 26/04/2007 22:15

Soooooo slow....

expatinscotland · 26/04/2007 22:15

I might well have to wear my Crocs as a bra if I don't go for a fitting here soon.

But then I'd have to admit that I really have lost a cup size since BFing DD2.

PrincessPeaHead · 26/04/2007 22:15

FUCK OFF

and not in a nice way

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Aloha · 26/04/2007 22:16

Oh, I'm a bit sad about that. I can't have any more because dh thinks three is enough already. I like to think of someone I like populating the master race. I am always encouraging friends to have more.

RupertDixCharrington · 26/04/2007 22:16

I'm 'doing' something in the City tomowohw fluffykins

MintyDixCharrington · 26/04/2007 22:17

Good god, calm down woman.

Sense of humour failure?!

expatinscotland · 26/04/2007 22:17

I'd like to have more if someone else could be pregnant with it and give birth.

I feel old as the hills.

SoupDragon · 26/04/2007 22:17

Doesn't always work, you know

BabyDragon is a 4.5 G too. Completely and utterly useless and noninteresting info but do I care?

expatinscotland · 26/04/2007 22:18

Your kids all have big feet!

DD2 is 16 months and still only a 3.5.

She has such fat little feet.

MrsMintyDixCharrington · 26/04/2007 22:19

No, but I did get this one.

MintyDixCharrington · 26/04/2007 22:19

PPH, don't have an epi, I was only kidding. You can either have it (if Mumsnet let us do that) or I'll donate it to the auction.

MrsMintyDixCharrington · 26/04/2007 22:19

Do you bind them to keep them small and therefore not needing new shoes every 5 minutes?

PrincessPeaHead · 26/04/2007 22:19

oh dear do I have to put smileys on EVERYTHING to show that I'm joking?

[jawache]

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expatinscotland · 26/04/2007 22:19

Isn't there some ugly, old, pitiful tragedy of a character called Minty on 'EastEnders'?

MrsMintyDixCharrington · 26/04/2007 22:20

He's a fat, grey, bald mongrel though. I am thoroughbred-thin.

expatinscotland · 26/04/2007 22:21

Great idea, Minty!

I think I must try this with DD1's fucking C-width feet that only fit in StartRite's and I could be wearing shoes from Hobbs and not Crocs but for having to stump up £40 on shoes for her every month or so.

And so fuck you, Ernest Hemingway, you're not the only one who can do run-on sentence.