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Enid and PPH's new Blog

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PrincessPeaHead · 25/04/2007 12:10

Working title only
working content too
enid whaddya think

\link{http://dix-charrington.blogspot.com/ha hahahahaha}

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PrincessPeaHead · 26/04/2007 19:11

I think you should all Read the Blog on a Daily Basis

and then all will be revealed

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Porcupine · 26/04/2007 19:12

why

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PrincessPeaHead · 26/04/2007 19:21

because I will give you a starring role coddy

if you are very nice to me I might let you win the lottery and go to brazil for a tit job, face lift and buttock implant
then come back and roger the gardener senseless

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WendyWeber · 26/04/2007 19:42

I always thought Ian Fleming or somebody somebody made Darius Guppy up (except that you couldn't)

WendyWeber · 26/04/2007 19:43

You could send Roger the Gardener for penis enlargement instead?

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PrincessPeaHead · 26/04/2007 21:26

the plot thickens

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PrincessPeaHead · 26/04/2007 21:50

bumpity bump bump
shameless plug of our blog
have a look and leave a comment if you think we are too too marvellous

or even if you don't

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SoupDragon · 26/04/2007 21:59

You really need to go back to work or have another baby, PPH, you have too much time on your hands.

Sackache · 26/04/2007 22:01

How many you got now PPH? 12???
I've been away for a while.

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PrincessPeaHead · 26/04/2007 22:02

soupy doupy doupy doupy

how are we going to work that one in?

NO MORE BABIES

will find out about job in 6 weeks

I am spending too much time here because my beloved dh is in Zambia or Zaire or Zimbabwe or somewhere beginning with ZZZZZZZZZZZZ

which also describes how bored I am after 4 days of very little adult company

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PrincessPeaHead · 26/04/2007 22:03

hello toothy!
can't you change back? sackache is so...... VULGAR

(oh my god I'm turning into Minty Dix-Charrington)

how are you? Still just the four. Miss M got her first pair of proper shoes today. She keeps plumping onto her bottom and sticking a foot in her mouth to admire them fully

what news?

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NadineBaggott · 26/04/2007 22:05

you could turn into a chick lit novelist

Minty & Tory Go Wild in The Malverns

or summat

SoupDragon · 26/04/2007 22:06

Ah... first shoes...

Sackache · 26/04/2007 22:06

I know PPH.... it's vulgar eh! think I'll keep it a wee bit longer though.

Lots of news! Still not divorced... yawn.... H has the kids 1 or 2 nights a week though which is good (for that read FANTASTIC).

Just working away, going out to play, and enjoying the single life for now.

Lost 2 stone and got my long dowdy hair cut short and funky! Feel my age for the first time in a long time.

It's good to be back!!!!!!!

SoupDragon · 26/04/2007 22:07

What's it like to feel 47 then, Toothy?

expatinscotland · 26/04/2007 22:07

Oh, gawd, PPH appears to know my cousin, Rachel, all of whose friends never use their real forenames. Oh gawd, they all got round in a circle and sang their school song at her wedding!

She was still hanging out with people from school and she was like, 25?!

What the hell is with that?

Aloha · 26/04/2007 22:07

what size shoes PPH?

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PrincessPeaHead · 26/04/2007 22:08

um startrite 4.5 G I think aloha

why?!!

go toothy! how did you lose 2 stone? Please share

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MintyDixCharrington · 26/04/2007 22:08

I think you should all know this matter is now in the hands of my solicitors.

expatinscotland · 26/04/2007 22:08

'Still just the four.'

She's going to have another one.

You just know it.

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PrincessPeaHead · 26/04/2007 22:09

oh and expat my new policy is to ignore you completely unless you preface each post with a sworn affidavit that you were not wearing crocs at the time of posting

I thank you

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PrincessPeaHead · 26/04/2007 22:10

AURHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGGH!

I KNEW I should have bagsied that one!

You complete bitch!

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WendyWeber · 26/04/2007 22:11

Never mind, PPH - you can make an unfeasibly large offer for it in the auction

MintyDC · 26/04/2007 22:11

I've got this one

But it isn't the same

some fucker has Minty as well

RupertDixCharrington · 26/04/2007 22:12

Someone is impersonating my adorwable wiffy