AaaahWOOOOOooooOOOOOoo! It's the Hallowe'en name change competition!

[YetAnotherBeckyBOOMumsnet]

As chains rattle and bats flap,
Wind howls and windows tap,
For Hallowe'en is closing in,
So fill your cauldron up with ,
And those of a spooky disposition,
Come, join our name change competition...

That's right, guys and ghouls, it's the 2017 Hallowe'en Name Change Competition.

Enter by posting on this thread under your new spooktacular name, telling us what your usual user name is- so we can all marvel at your creative genius.

You have until Friday 27th October to post on this thread with your name change, and we'll then create a poll of the ten best ones.

You can then vote for your favourite, which we'll announce on Tuesday 31st October. The winner will receive a bundle of goodies including a much coveted Mumsnet mug

UPDATE! The poll is now open, please vote now!

@MycatsaPirate
Put some batwings on that cat of yours!

This one is for all the Curb fans!

My current normal username is CWG17

Usually Motherofterriers

Normally Mrs Doyles Teabags

Formerly known as PainInTheEar

Teatowelfairy

GhoulishLadyOfMangling

My name is always horrorific. And it’s mine. You can’t have it!

That took ages. Stupid password. To the pp (Frankie iirc) who doesn't know how, go to my mumsnet then my account but you will need to remember your account password.

I am a prolific namechanger but passwords get me Every Sodding Time

I was Gorgeous Lady Of Wrangling (GLOW to all Netflix subscribers who like female wrestler dramedies, shout out to ZoyaTheDestroyer) but when my nn gets shortened to gorgeous that's quite nice too
GLOM not so much!

Ooh and anyone with ghoul/ish in their name, I can change to Grisly Or Gruesome if you prefer, or if you think they sound better. Ghoulish is closer to gorgeous but mangling people is pretty gruesome.
overthinking this

+ = Frankie on Halloween Strictly

Sorry @Frankie001 you cannot be a Ganger if there is already the original. (I thought FrankieStein seemed familiar but put it down to my DD being obsessed with Monster High.

:(

@frankie001, you could do a topical one instead? (FrankenWeinsteinMonster springs to mind except it's just not fucking funny )

Having rtft have changed to Gruesome. Waves to any ghouls.
@ShatnersBassoon I'm pretty sure that was me being a twunt and sulking that noone understood just how clever AlchemySchmidtsSmile was (I stopped being KimmySchmidtsSmile when I kept seeing Kimmies all over MN)
Go to your Halloween name, defend the title, take the and it will be awesome, like if Kevin wins Strictly with a duffer in his fifth final. Gwan gwan gwan gwangwan gwan (bows to MrsDoylesBodybags)

P.S. in case anyone thinks I do take these seriously, I don't, I just like puns and comps - I am exempt from winning and do it for the craic.

Pah

Paxillin usually

Usually MilesJuppIsMyBitch

Goldengumballs

BonjourFromHellMeDarlin will be my name change

Heratnumber666

MorvaanReed woz ere.

AGrinWithoutACat usually

Usually MrsGotobed

Previously TyrionLannisterforKing.

PainInTheEerie is brilliant!

Was TheSassyAssassin