AaaahWOOOOOooooOOOOOoo! It's the Hallowe'en name change competition!

[YetAnotherBeckyBOOMumsnet]

As chains rattle and bats flap,
Wind howls and windows tap,
For Hallowe'en is closing in,
So fill your cauldron up with ,
And those of a spooky disposition,
Come, join our name change competition...

That's right, guys and ghouls, it's the 2017 Hallowe'en Name Change Competition.

Enter by posting on this thread under your new spooktacular name, telling us what your usual user name is- so we can all marvel at your creative genius.

You have until Friday 27th October to post on this thread with your name change, and we'll then create a poll of the ten best ones.

You can then vote for your favourite, which we'll announce on Tuesday 31st October. The winner will receive a bundle of goodies including a much coveted Mumsnet mug

UPDATE! The poll is now open, please vote now!

That’s what I’m doing count it just does nothing every single time. If I try & change it on the app, I click save & it tells me to check my connection. There’s nothing bloody wrong with my connection, argh!

I think mine is Halloween-y enough

Don't know then JonSnowsWhore. Maybe start a thread in Site Stuff?

And I hate the app.

The app is handy for reading threads, especially while i’m without a laptop! Maybe I’m just destined to remain a whore forever more

You might think that, I couldn't possibly comment.

Normally SpuriouserAndSpuriouser

I knew I should never have laid with the hairy man in the woods

I knew I should never have laid down for fun
With the hairy man in the woods
Cos before that night I was SleepingStandingUp
And I drank my blood fresh from the neck
And my days sleeping upside down with the bats
Now the baby he howls all night
Just wants more bloody delight for his tea
And he doesbt know whether to run with the pack
Or flap his wings and get out of the sun

BerylStreep

I don't need to change mine

Normally stabbybitch.

Normally acatcalledjohn, but am a protected species just for Halloween

Normally CryptoFascist but a single letter made all the difference.

Normally haveacupoftea

TheresaMayPMforEVER wins for me

I think mine should stay the same!

Usually Dontletthebastardsgrindyoudown

Normally ponygirlcurtis

Oooopsss!

I completely mis-understood point of competition

I'm usually Dontletthebastardsgrindyoudown

Previously on MN - Elephantoverthehill

Usually OvO. 🎃

WhoKn0wsWhereTheTimeGoes

TheLambshankRedemption

They shall swelter in my oven of evil

Oops... I'm obviously callmehannahbaker