What is MNHQ really like?

[TiggyD]

Is it like a call centre with little cells cubicles for staff? Or it is a trendy Google type HQ with beanbags and table tennis tables everywhere?

Do you have a list of 25 make up products to wear like "Beauty" counters in shops? Do you all wear polo shirts with MN logos on? Or boiler suits and funny caps like the minions in a bond film?

Do you have tai chi before work and sing the Mumsnet anthem? Is there a canteen with Pom Bears and a gin dispenser?

I'd love to work there just for the shouts of "have you seen this thread" and everyone at HQ scrambles to read it.

They then get the stern look as other bun fights are kicking off as they get overly invested in whether the Westminster Bunny was reunited..

I want to be a MNHQer. But I live too far away and I'm not middle class enough to fit in proper

@NapQueen,Nightwatch run amok keep an eye during the night.
We have a Night watch section where any issues that might need looking at can be posted.
(We are the stealth ninjas who steal the Gin &cake never sleep.)

Do you work shifts or is there a specific Night Team?

You think that they are allowed to go home? They actually live in a large cupboard and get daily deliveries of cake ingredients which they have to turn into a new type of cake every day before 8 am.

I'm not middle class enough to fit in proper

Perhaps you could be the tea lady?

AnnMumsnet who are those people in that picture? I have my theories but I'm dying to know if I'm right

But yes that grey top is quite nice.

virgin even my tea wouldn't be good enough. I don't own a proper teapot you see.

@kelper

AnnMumsnet, in the first photo you posted, could you ask the lady standing at the back in the grey top where she purchased said top, as it looks gorgeous and I want one. As you were....

will find out, I am not sure!

@kelper

AnnMumsnet, in the first photo you posted, could you ask the lady standing at the back in the grey top where she purchased said top, as it looks gorgeous and I want one. As you were....

I asked Kate and she said she got that top about 5 yrs ago, £20 in the sales from a little independent place! - sorry!

Drat, thank you for asking though AnnMumsnet

I've seen MNHQ somewhere before... in DS1's bedroom! You're spying on me from FAB2, aren't you? No wonder DS insists that Thunderbirds are real.

AnnMumsnet
Do you have the recipe for that delicious chocolate pudding cake please.