It's the Christmas name change competition!

[MrsLornaClausMumsnet]

Oh I wish it could be Christmas, every day!
When the kids start singing and the band begins to play...

It's the most wonderful time of the year and what's merrier than a Christmas name change competition?

We’re after seasonal name changes that are a play on your usual name– or a new, Christmassy name altogether! To enter, post here under your new name, and tell us what your normal name is. You have till noon this Friday (the 23rd) to post, then we’ll pick a winner.

The Mumsnetter with the winning name will receive a prize from our magical cupboard of stuff treats and we will send it to you in January.

Good luck and be merry!

If Zombie doesn't win we should all throw our hands in!

Oh bugger, I was away and posted on the original post.
Can I have some treats anyway?

Did Zombie win MNHQ? Please say she did.

Hi all!

Brilliant names - we're still in the process of picking a winner so do bear with us.

We hope you all had a fantastic Christmas?

Hurry up! We need to know if zombie won!

Dearest Mumsnetters you are wonderful. But Zombie really thinks her life is overflowing with enough blessings right now. There are other very worthy contenders who deserve your support.

Thank you for the thought. xxxxx

Right then we're going to be a wee bit different and present a shortlist from which you can all pick a winner. Whoever gets the most votes, wins. The finalists ARE!

CrapWreathKeith

DeckTheHallsWithLimbsOfZombie

PolterGooseFat

Over to you, folks.

Since Zombie has opted out, I'll go with CrapWreathKeith

I concur WellErrr

Well I don't care if she's opted out, I'm still picking zombie so ner.

Yeah, a Zombie vote here too.

Actually this is awkward because if Zombie drops out it means picking 1 of 2 and I don't want to.
So yes. Zombie whether she likes it or not. And abstention if I can't vote for her.

Voting CrapWreathKeith

I'm voting zombie

Zombie

But if she insists on not accepting this accolade (the MN equivalent of an Oscar, or being recognised in the Honours List), then CrapWreathKeith.

Zombie - no contest.

I'm still voting Zombie cos this is a Demerara-ocracy. Or summat.

C'mon MNHQ, surely you can find three gifts in your stationary cupboard?!!
Give 'em all something, use your partner-people even if it's tokens for Lidl!
CrapWreathKeith is a very witty name change but I did sing Deck the halls non stop over the last week.
Happy 2017 everybody. Am thinking ahead to Easter name change but struggling. LambySchmidtsSmile is the best I've got. There has not been an Easter episode. Ah well. ThorntonsInMySide? Or even my inside. needed. The cadbury's choc has gone, was it something we said?!

Another vote here for Zombie whether she wants it or not!

Zombie.

I would have picked CrapWreathKeith at any other time, but I think an extra magic painkiller would do the Zombie the world of good.

I can't choose between those.

But I'm sure I remember it being done by vote (a link to survey monkey?) last year?!

Come on HQ, who won the box of chocs that nobody in the office wanted because they were saving all their syns for gin?!

Apologies!

And the winner is.... Zombie!

We've contacted DeckTheHallsWithLimbsOfZombie and sent out a lovely prize box of chocs that nobody in the office wanted

Oh good. Well done Zombie.