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It's the Christmas name change competition!

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MrsLornaClausMumsnet · 19/12/2016 11:49

Oh I wish it could be Christmas, every day!
When the kids start singing and the band begins to play...

It's the most wonderful time of the year Xmas Smile and what's merrier than a Christmas name change competition?

We’re after seasonal name changes that are a play on your usual name– or a new, Christmassy name altogether! To enter, post here under your new name, and tell us what your normal name is. You have till noon this Friday (the 23rd) to post, then we’ll pick a winner.

The Mumsnetter with the winning name will receive a prize from our magical cupboard of stuff treats and we will send it to you in January.

Good luck and be merry!

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CheesesofNazareth12 · 19/12/2016 11:56

Just changed mine. Merry Christmas! Xmas Grin

badvocaattasteflump · 19/12/2016 11:58

Formerly badtasteflump Xmas Smile

DeepAndCrispAndEvenTheWind · 19/12/2016 12:03

Formerly EvenTheWind

iklboo · 19/12/2016 12:05

Slight change!

iklboo · 19/12/2016 12:05

Cack. Not worked yet.

WhoKn0wsWhereTheMistletoes · 19/12/2016 12:06

WhoKn0wsWhereTheTimeGoes here.

iklboodolphRedNoseReindeer · 19/12/2016 12:06

Test - might just be app!

Santamajormummy000 · 19/12/2016 12:10

I wanted to be SgtmajorMortificado but this will have to do!

NativityDisaster · 19/12/2016 12:14

Formerly NauticalDisaster

TheSlaughterOfTheMortificados · 19/12/2016 12:31

The piss artist formerly known as Flappy'smammyandPopeInExile

TheSlaughterOfTheMortificados · 19/12/2016 12:34

And prior to "Flappy"

PapalYoungPretenderMortificado

and before that

2kids2dogsnosense

(They get more and more exciting, don't they?)

stabbybitchTheXmasWitch · 19/12/2016 13:02

I'm normally stabbybitch.

GrinchyKiwi · 19/12/2016 13:50

Enormous change from GrouchyKiwi.

Xmas Envy
ImtheChristmasCarcass · 19/12/2016 14:24

Former AcrossthePond55.

Just want to enter, even though I'm not eligible since I'm not in the UK.

(But shouldn't we all get 'participation trophies' anyway?)

CrapWreathKeith · 19/12/2016 16:24

The poster formerly known as CatThiefKeith signing in. Smile

RaptorInaFestiveFez · 19/12/2016 16:40

AKA RaptorInaPorkPieHat Xmas Grin

FookyNellTheCatsGotTheTurkey · 19/12/2016 18:02

The poster previously known as Fooky Nell Xmas Smile

HerChristmasFattyness · 19/12/2016 18:34

Massive change from HerRoyalFattyness

whereareyousellotape · 19/12/2016 18:43

Previously whereareyousleep plus I really cant find the bloody thing Xmas Smile

SmokedSalmonAndFizz · 19/12/2016 19:22

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DeckTheHallsWithLimbsOfZombie · 19/12/2016 19:40

'Tis I! Zombie!!

RemusLupinsChristmasMovie · 19/12/2016 19:45

Loving yours, Zombie.

RemusLupinsBiggestGroupie

Rumpoleonthebaileys · 19/12/2016 20:31

Rumpole here having a festive drink. Merry Christmas all!

PolterGooseFat · 19/12/2016 20:39

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ChuckSnowballs · 19/12/2016 21:18

Usually ChuckBiscuits, then ChuckGravestones. With a seasonal feel.