I'm not actually Jeffrey because

[HoneyDragon]

In the interests of putting rest the suspicion and paranoia amongst us.
Especially as many of us will be newbies again I feel we should all (including MNHQ) prove we're not Jeffrey. By posting something our Jeffrey just wouldn't do, but a Mnetter would.

It won't take long and it's for the greater good.

I shall begin

I'm not actually Jeffrey because I steal toilet brushes from Centerparcs.

Right, who's up next?

Gups

Gups

Worrying that I know most of these references.

I'm not Jeffrey because we named the local stray cat in Lanzarote Fabio.

Actually, when I think of Jeffrey, I mostly think of Jeffrey Dahmer which is more worrying than my knowledge of MN memes. A friend of a friend lived next door to him, and he had used their shared attic as a 'storage' facility.

I clearly MUST be Jeffrey because I failed to RTFT and mentioned the Hamwidge when someone had already done it.

I'll have to go again now, before I get run out of town with pitchforks and burning torches.

I am not Jeffrey because I remember the High Sift and the Ramekin intervention.

I'm definitely not Jeffrey
I invented the HalfWidge!
true story

I may not be jeff, but i think everyone posting here are a bunch of bjullying bjitches for making fun of him!!

I'm not Jeffery because I always offer my Pom Bears in the correct manner.

I'm not Jeffery coz me and a few others mithered HQ beyond what was reasonable, and their supply of gin, to get the icon.

You're welcome!

I found him. This is Jeffrey and this is why he is as he is:

[bicycle]

Yayyy

I'm not Jeffrey because I remember lavenderrrrr and judge flounce

And my hamster is missing

And I remember when we had baby pasta instead of biscuits

I'm not Jeffrey!

I'm not Jeffrey because I am still waiting for Beesimo's DLass1 to come back and tell us that the plane to Ireland has landed safely. Though she was locked behind electronic gates and may have starved to death.

I think I will have a baby led weaning Very Hungry Caterpillar birthday party while I continue to wait.

I'm not Jeffrey because I wash my towels when they walk to washer on their own on the hour, every hour. Whether they need it or not.

HTH

I'm not J'phray because:

I know to open slices of bread like pages of a book and reassemble in the same order and orientation after buttering when making multiple rounds of sandwiches

I can fold a fitted sheet

And I never tolerate a cocklodger

metallic I am not Jeffrey because I am in fact DLass1 and I can report that GranGran's plane landed safely and she's alive and well and campaigning in Ireland for forced adoption of all children unfortunate enough to have wicked working mothers.

I might be Jeffrey because I also know how to use Google to find information.

Although if I was Jeffrey would I laugh internally every time I hear "lemon drizzle cake"?

I'm not Jeffrey despite not RTFT or being arsed to link a bat or Terry Wogans trouser bulge.

My DS, however, constantly tells me his name is Jeff. Do I win a prize?

When all this first happened all I could think of was this Eddie Izzard sketch about Jeff and breaking into computers

[[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jB2PxMfnUHM Jeff - password] video]

I think Jeff is really Brian from hull . Because MNer didn't use his services .

Has it occurred to anyone that Honey is in fact Jeffrey, and this is a cunning ploy to find out all the secrets of MN?

I am not Jeffrey because I know what Honey accidentally did to Hully, the dog.

Nah, not Brian from Hull. One of Jeff's twitter wank sock puppets has been keking at people being upset by...

*words on a screen" !!!!!!!

And I'm not Jeffrey because I know what colour Honey painted her baby.

Honey can't be Jeffrey because she helped save my arse last year by posting on my suicide thread when I was planning to go jump in the nearest lake. Sounds a bit too helpful for Jeffrey.