I'm not actually Jeffrey because

[HoneyDragon]

In the interests of putting rest the suspicion and paranoia amongst us.
Especially as many of us will be newbies again I feel we should all (including MNHQ) prove we're not Jeffrey. By posting something our Jeffrey just wouldn't do, but a Mnetter would.

It won't take long and it's for the greater good.

I shall begin

I'm not actually Jeffrey because I steal toilet brushes from Centerparcs.

Right, who's up next?

I'm not jeffrey because i am the poster who worked out the exact location of the mill with the ghosty, and pm'd MOD (nicely, not weird and stalkery) to suggest she got the thread removed as it outed her. I'm also the poster who posted on about six million threads since, correcting people saying that it was removed because she was found to be a bridge-dweller!!

I am definitely not J'Phraighq (the q is silent- I'm well yooneeq me!) becayse I just uttered the phrase 'fuck of, spud cunt' at the self-serve checkout.

And becayse J'Phraighq can spell the word because correctly.

spud cunt

That was a good insult

I am totally loving all the memory-jogs about superb & gripping threads passim.

I'd love to be as good at hacking as Jeffrey, but I'd never finish the job because I'd get too engrossed in the content!
Happy reading, Jeffrey :)

I have no idea who Jeffrey is, so I can't possibly be he.

Is he the reason I had to change my password?

(I've been away with very sporadic internet access for the past 3 weeks.)

I'm not Jeffrey because

A) empress is always right

And

B) I'm not a citrus titted arse part (little blast from the past for some of you )

oo forgot about these

tcrhmm
tcrbiscuit
tcrconfused

arse

tcrarse?

Honey

I'm not Jeffrey because I have a VAGINE!

I am not Jeffery, but I am a bit concerned about his name? Am I being reasonable, but I noticed him being called Jeffers. Perhaps we could clarify, - maybe Jeff, ? or Jeffiie ( kind of cute), or Geoffery (too real manlike) or Jaffakins . . .

i'm not jeffrey because the plastic beaker thing wasn't funny, even if i was quoted in the fricking paper commenting on the thread, and got told off by MNHQ for writing poems about Gok Wan but i deregged and have a brand spanking new email account etc, but now can't customise my 'onthread experience', see who started threads etc or hide individual threads

I'm also not Jeff as I spray painted a pigeon.

I'm not Jeffrey cos

I know where my pouch of Douglas is
I put banana skin on my kids verrucas
And I live in the village with LEM and silvery and co

I'm not Jeffrey because I'm waiting with baited breath for Fellationelson's annual ponce thread, but that doesn't start till September. sob

And I'm not Jeffrey because I remember Shiney's penguins.

I am not Jeffrey because I make my hamwidges like this:

bread
ham
bread

I am still not Jeffrey because I entertained my DD at the swimming pool yesterday by playing the pan pipes naked.

Also was it you, honeydragon, who rimmed your dog?

Jeffrey would never do that.