In the interests of putting rest the suspicion and paranoia amongst us.
Especially as many of us will be newbies again I feel we should all (including MNHQ) prove we're not Jeffrey. By posting something our Jeffrey just wouldn't do, but a Mnetter would.
It won't take long and it's for the greater good.
I shall begin
I'm not actually Jeffrey because I steal toilet brushes from Centerparcs.
Right, who's up next?