I'm not actually Jeffrey because

[HoneyDragon]

In the interests of putting rest the suspicion and paranoia amongst us.
Especially as many of us will be newbies again I feel we should all (including MNHQ) prove we're not Jeffrey. By posting something our Jeffrey just wouldn't do, but a Mnetter would.

It won't take long and it's for the greater good.

I shall begin

I'm not actually Jeffrey because I steal toilet brushes from Centerparcs.

Right, who's up next?

I am not Jeffrey because I understand about Immac and babies....

I do too & my favourite AF name change is Anyfuckerforamincepie - love seeing that during the festive season!!

I also love a juicy glue thread

I'm not Jeffrey, and neither is my wife!

Jeffrey is the brilliant name bestowed upon our hacker,, by a poster who said "calm down Jeffrey" when imagining him with his therapist; and has also resulted in the fabulous acronym ODFOJ ..... Can't remember who posted either but they deserve much credit.

I'm definitely not Jeffrey because I have a bullet in my leg :(

I'm not Jeffrey but if I find his car I will have penguin bollards installed around it while he sleeps.

I'm not Jeffrey because I steal tronics. Oh wait.

Sole, when do you intend to let that drop? I shot once. ONCE.

I'm not Jeffery because I Know Grandad Solebizzzz

I'm not Jeffrey, because I remember when we all used to eat ham until somebody specified nice ham and we all immediately agreed that nice ham was, indeed, the type of ham we ate.

I bet Jeffrey just eats ham.

I'm not Jeffrey because I know someone who had their holiday house stolen by their next door neighbour.

I am not Jeffrey because I know about booble plates and shitty pouffes.

OMG... what if Jeffrey was the man that the MNer abandoned at the penguin exhibit?

I'm not Jeffrey because I know what happened next to the Penguins.

I bet Jeffrey just eats ham

I bet Jeffrey eats greggs sausage rolls and drinks fruit shoots

Bertie what was the chance of our posts crossing?

not even ham, i bet jeffrey eats spam

I am not Jeffrey because I have an active sex life but I am not SWI

oh, but I eat Greggs' sausage rolls and fruit shoots

I'm not Jeffrey because I've never been on a date with a penguin or taken my bikini bottoms off at the side of the pool.

I'm not Jeffrey because my chicken will last a month feeding my family of 12.

I also fake tan my baby, and Jeffrey is jealous of his golden hue

I'm not Jeffrey because I know a mumsnetter would NEVER use a toilet brush.

And I smash cakes and put the shopping divider lengthways on the belt.

I misread and thought this was about Joffrey.

For one year I can feed a family of 6 with just one whole chicken and still have left overs

So I can't possibly be Jeffery