I'm not actually Jeffrey because

[HoneyDragon]

In the interests of putting rest the suspicion and paranoia amongst us.
Especially as many of us will be newbies again I feel we should all (including MNHQ) prove we're not Jeffrey. By posting something our Jeffrey just wouldn't do, but a Mnetter would.

It won't take long and it's for the greater good.

I shall begin

I'm not actually Jeffrey because I steal toilet brushes from Centerparcs.

Right, who's up next?

I'm not Jeffrey because I remember when GabbyLogon failed the Turing Test.

And you know what, I am not Jeffery because I simply am not a disappointing wankbadgering cunt.

I simply don't have the time to be Jeffrey

I'm not Jeffrey because I'm Stratters.

I am Jeffrey!

Whatcha gona do? eh eh?

Yes, Myrtle but you're not.

I think I might be Jeffrey because I understand almost nothing of this thread

Except for penis beaker references, of course.

what is the mill and ghosty thing?

I know, Fid :(

I'm missing Stratters, but tbh every time I logged on, I got pissed at not being actual Stratters. Stratter5 just didn't cut it.

stratters

you found me a house yet

Seems as good a place as any:

How come no one says naice any longer?

I'm not Jeffrey because my vagine has cuntworms.

I'm not Jeffrey (or his playmate Simon) because I have never steamed my yoni or taken it to meet Brian from Hull.

Whilst I appreciate the keenness from you all to prove your non Jeffrey credentials, can we please refrain from using Honeydragons many and varied fuck ups as proof of being 100% Jeffrey free?

Waffley, I do still when appropriate.

I'm not Jeffrey because I would never, ever consider putting anything other than loo roll down the loo

I'm not Jeffrey because I charge my guests £5 to attend my parties. Still annoyed at that OP for not returning after I NC'd and all, but you're welcome to some yummy crisps provided you pay up, of course!

I am not Jeffrey - I am a special snowflake.