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I'm not actually Jeffrey because

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HoneyDragon · 19/08/2015 23:23

In the interests of putting rest the suspicion and paranoia amongst us.
Especially as many of us will be newbies again I feel we should all (including MNHQ) prove we're not Jeffrey. By posting something our Jeffrey just wouldn't do, but a Mnetter would.

It won't take long and it's for the greater good.

I shall begin

I'm not actually Jeffrey because I steal toilet brushes from Centerparcs.

Right, who's up next?

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SurlyCue · 19/08/2015 23:25

Im not jeffrey because collect discarded shopping lists in trolleys and (now) use vinegar for everything. We dont even eat anymore. Just vinegar on a plate with a straw.

akkakk · 19/08/2015 23:26

I am not Jeffrey - because I understand HoneyDragon's post :)

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HoneyDragon · 19/08/2015 23:30

Ok. I'm feeling better that I'm not surrounded by imposters already Grin

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Valsoldknickers · 19/08/2015 23:30

Should I buy these for AW15 or do they look like mum boots to you?Smile

I'm not actually Jeffrey because
EauPea · 19/08/2015 23:31

I could be Jeffrey because I hate toilet brushes and wash bedding daily Sad

coffeeisnectar · 19/08/2015 23:31

I'm not Jeffrey. I'm zippy!!

iAmNicolaMurray · 19/08/2015 23:32

I'm not Jeffrey because I read a daily mail article about the hack, whilst feeling guilty for clicking on a daily mail link.

Some of the dm comments though... Hmm ("Why's it called MUMsnet when it says it's for PARENTS? What about men who can't see their kids cause their ex wives won't let them? They're all man-hating sexists.")

SarahLinden · 19/08/2015 23:32

I'm not Jeffrey because I T-Rex in supermarkets.

VivaDevaVegas · 19/08/2015 23:33

I'm not Jeffrey because I know the little Korean lady in the garden that sounds odd!

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HoneyDragon · 19/08/2015 23:33

My eyes. My eyes!

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coffeeisnectar · 19/08/2015 23:33

I wonder if Jeffrey is depressed and having a bad day. Maybe we should club together and buy him a creme egg.

PacificDogwood · 19/08/2015 23:33

I am not Jeffrey because I have no idea what the OP is on about Grin

I do own a guinea pig called Jeffrey though. Does that make me suspicious?

ChristineDePisan · 19/08/2015 23:34

I know why AnyFucker is called AnyFucker

PacificDogwood · 19/08/2015 23:34

Oh oh, so do I!!

DrDiva · 19/08/2015 23:35

I'm not Jeffrey because frankly I'd pick a - funkier name for any shenanigans. Am off to the baby name boards to ask for one.

MillieMoodle · 19/08/2015 23:35

I'm not Jeffrey because I googled dragon butter even though I was told not to.

HaveAWeeNap · 19/08/2015 23:35

I don't! Tell me!

elephantoverthehill · 19/08/2015 23:35

I am not Jeffrey because I am looking forward to another round of Inset bingo on Sept 1st and 2nd in the Staff room.

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HoneyDragon · 19/08/2015 23:35

eauPea you pass. The important thing is you have a definite opinion.

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nancy75 · 19/08/2015 23:35

I'm not Jeffrey because everytime i click on a link i expect to see a bat

Allisgood1 · 19/08/2015 23:36

I'm not Jeffrey because I wish I buy £1k-£10k handbags.

LoopyLily · 19/08/2015 23:37

I'm not Jeffrey because I remember cod Grin

WellWhoKnew · 19/08/2015 23:37

I'm not Jeffrey 'cos I don't live in Northwich nor is my name Linda nor do I work in admin. So there.

DrDiva · 19/08/2015 23:37

pacific I am however sure that your guinea pig is very funky indeed.

SurlyCue · 19/08/2015 23:37

I went out with a 'man' who i called jeff but was actually called something else Confused

Hang on... Is it me?? Am i the exGF of jeffrey? Is he doing this to get back at me?? Shock